Kangaroo Academy (2047)
Pouchlaw and Parcelpaw began the first Kangaroo Academy; Later they were succeeded by Pouchsong and Parcelpouch; And now in 2047, a new chapter begins as the Kangaroo Academy is reinvented again by two new overseers.
Welcome to Kangaroo Academy 2047!
Pouchlaw and Parcelpaw began the first Kangaroo Academy; Later they were succeeded by Pouchsong and Parcelpouch; And now in 2047, a new chapter begins as the Kangaroo Academy is reinvented again by two new overseers.
Welcome to Kangaroo Academy 2047!
Co-Written By Lord Pouchlaw and Devvy-boy
February 18th, 2020
Cast of Characters:
Were-Kangaroo Lord Outlaw
Courier Roo Lord Loyaldash
Staff:
TBA
Chapter One - Origins Must Begin Somewhere.
When the absolute Holy Pouch of Hollow Earth calls upon you, you don't come up with excuses on why you cannot go, you simply go or in the most extreme cases -- you are flat summoned. You get no choice in the matter. This was the case in 2032 when Outback Legend and General Lawtail were simply yanked out of normal time and dropped on their butts in front of the original Holy Pouch. "Ah apologize for that rude arrival landing, my friends, but a new age is coming and we need to procreate a new Academy Lord to take charge in that new time. We cannot rely on Pouchlaw and Parcelpaw to father the next generation; their time is nearly at an end. They may advise the new generations, but they must not run it. Likewise, Pouchsong and Parcelpouch do not care for each other and thus, they are also exempt from this calling. That is why yas both are 'ere. Yas were both former 'umans and the 'onor now resides in the two of yas."
Outback Legend then said, "Begging yer pardon, yer ladyship... but my pre'ensile 'as been sterile since my conversion centuries ago. If my status were restored, then my true love, Fern East, would not be too 'appy with whomever restored me. Neither she nor Ah 'ave the ability to make children anymore. And Ah don't want to recover that ability."
Lawtail made a grimace as he seemed to figure out what the Holy Pouch was getting at. "Outback, old buddy... Yer not the only one whom got summoned. We're both boomers. Ah still 'ave my ability to procreate. And there is nothing wrong with yer tail 'ole. Do yas get what the 'oly Pouch is getting at? Yer to be a mommy while Ah get to be the father." Outback Legend then got loud, "OH BLEEP NO! Fern will kill me if Ah fool around with anyone else! Ah refuse to do this!"
The Holy Pouch then snapped a paw finger as Outback Legend found himself stretched out in mid-air with his tail conveniently out of the way and then Lawtail was levitated over into position and the insertion occurred. Outback Legend's eyes were pleading as he said with tears... "Resist, Lawtail; don't squirt into me; Ah beg of yas; Don't do it."
The Holy Pouch then snapped her paw-fingers a second time and Lawtail felt himself unload a stream of rich life-giving Were-Boomer fluids into Outback Legend's tail hole. Lawtail sobbed, "She made me do it, Outback; Ah'll fess up to Fern so yas don't get punished alone."
Outback Legend then felt himself bloat on what felt like a single joey shape. Not the many in which randy Dreamtime kangaroos might have created during their normal ruts. But then in what seemed like slow motion, gestation advanced rapidly until an unique looking Joey emerged from Outback Legend's womb and was then cleansed by the Holy light of the She-Spirit of Hollow Earth. The Were-Kangaroo joey was then levitated away from Outback Legend and Lawtail. "And now, without remembering that yas two assisted with this prophecy, Ah return yas both back to Dreamtrail Australia oblivious to what future that yas 'ave both 'elped to bring into the worlds." And the two vanished away from the Holy Pouch. Outback Legend appeared in his bath tub at Fern East's home while Lawtail reappeared back with the Ranger team that he was sponsoring.
The joey whom was temporarily named 'Backtail' was raised in absolute secrecy being educated in the most elite knowledge that an Academy Lord would want or need to know about. When the joey's adulthood rites at the Boomer Trials occurred, the name 'Backtail' was retired and he claimed the name Outlaw. Thus, Academy Lord Outlaw became initiated as the Were-Kangaroo power in charge of the newest Kangaroo Academy under the Holy Pouch's direct blessing.
As for the newest Courier Lord partner of Lord Outlaw... this is his origin...
In the ancient tales of Dreamtime, there were tales of a huge dragoness told to be the maker of all land, water, and animals. More specifically she was the the progenitor for the creation of the kangaroo species. Eingana was long since forgotten and her existence believed to be apocryphal. But for the first time in many generations, it was her time to emerge from the veil. A portal emerged in the region closest to Uluru in one of the most quiet of nights, and breaking its ancient event horizon emerged a very large dragon with the physical features of a Kangaroo flyer (sans pouch) stepped foot in the 1984 AD in the Earthian plane. The giant dragoness' august form was encased with her own powers as her size reduced and her species altered to a Dreamtime Flyer shape and clothing appropriate to that era formed over her naked form, along with a hooded cloak with a draconic clasp.
She made an artifact appear in the grasp of her off-hand, and after muttering an ancient and most arcane of incantation, a magical wisp shown her a direction to go. She looked toward the region that was west-by-northwest of her. She was compelled to journey towards a land far from what was then called Ayers Rock by the non-natives. What the world known to others was made into a province known as Queensland.
In a hole in the wall bar outside of Devonshire known as the Boomer's Hole, a man with unusual hair and a strict warrior code was celebrating with friends and allies of various species. He had a good youthful smile and a code of ethics that would set him up for a life he was forced into settling. Vlad Lonewolf III was being careful with how he was drinking his bottle of Foster's. For the next night he was getting bonded to the sister of his best friend.
Valon was the arranger of the Buck Party for his American friend. However, he refrained from drinking since he learned to greatly regret the last time he saw the elephants and losing a wager over a game of Dodge the Croc. And to top off his humiliation, he had to ask a really large favor from another contact after proving to be way in over his head. "Yas know, mate. She is not too fond of the Dreamtimers or the DHCN. Are yas sure yas know what yas are getting yerself into?"
Eingana hopped into the bar to be less noticed. She could feel with her astral grasp the sinew that links her to the lives of all the Dreamtimers present were near. During her mission, she reminded herself that she must never let go of all of them, otherwise lives will be lost unnecessarily. And she loves all that are birthed from her. One of them was linked to the Egypt-loving Professor. And she could smell the interaction with a Were-Crocodile Lord on him, even though it has been a couple months.
"Oh look, the entertainment 'as arrived," said one of the Demon Hunters downing a pint of Fosters.
The non-humans looked a little confused by the aura of her presence. Eingana just simply batted her eyes at all of the participants in a similar manner to a familiar Dreamtime Flyer. All the human and Dreamtimer participants in the Buck Party - heck, even the moon-touched - couldn't resist the effect and suddenly froze up and behaved themselves. Suddenly the surroundings were blanketed in a dark mist and everything froze in statue form.
End of Chapter One.
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