NTS-HD-02 Champions of Myth
By Darrel James Vanwinkle
February 18th, 2013
Chapter Eleven
By Darrel James Vanwinkle
February 18th, 2013
Chapter Eleven
The outing with Brightheart Raccoon and Ace the Bathound went well. Actually, I assumed it had. I would learn later that Krypto, Brainy Barker, and Streaky took care of sneaky producers trying to commercialize my official first outing. Heat vision in the appropriate locations cannot be pleasant. Ow.
Immediately upon returning to the Cloud Kingdoms, I handed in my successful progress report to Cheer Bear. Then it was off to the Japanopolis Court House to register a complaint against the video pirates who were trying to film my life and make a profit off of it. I figured that making this blatant attempt public would bring the whole train to a skidding halt. Preferably into a toon brick wall... minus the toon physics, of course.
After registering the complaint, my next stop was one of the foremost jewelry stores in Coolsville. I went there because they had something I wanted to wear full time to match my new image. I was Night the Superdog but I also wanted to sport a small silver cross on my collar instead of the usual dog tag like Krypto wore. Little did I know that I was starting to act like an old country nobleman; someone from the spooky side of Europe. Dracula, anyone?
With my new silver cross and collar combo, along with my new black opera like cape with an off black lining, I was scheduled for my official registration photograph. Krypto had arranged it so I knew I could trust his discreetness. Strangely up until that day, I had not been registered as a superhero as yet. Everyone simply said that I was in training and would do my registration when my training ended. Ace sent out an announcement that my training was due to the following day, which wasn't the truth, but it would give me a day to prepare myself for possible fans and production contract offers. Sure am glad I have a Yuskay Lawyer. Did I mention how hot those guys are?
For humanoid canines, they make Chippendale's look ugly. And that's saying something.
The lawyer agreed that Bathound's discretion in the deception was completely necessary. Otherwise, the press and producers would be waiting for me at the registration offices and I surely didn't want that. So today had to be it. And I was as ready as I was ever going to be.
"Name."
"Night the Superdog."
"Do you have a transformation power or device?"
"No sir."
"Okay, strike the pose you want photographed for your official ID card, please."
One pose and snapshot later...
"Now, pretend I am your enemy and you just caught me in the act. I want to hear your full blown introduction spiel. If you have bells and whistles, use them. This is for the official record."
I irked, but he did ask for it. So... I set off my shadow making power and suddenly the air inside the offices crackled with electricity as my eyes glowed with an eerie black light all their own. Thunder and flashes of light were erupting from the darkness and then came the voice that scared Cheer Bear nearly to death. And yes, Krypto, Streaky, Brainy Barker, Ace, and Dalis Hailey were observing my session through a two-way mirror for legal purposes.
"From the dark side of Krypton..." A flash of lightning went off and a roll of loud thunder. "...comes the canine lord of shadows..." Another peal of thunder and flashes of light erupted from the darkness. "Night..." a third blast of thunder silenced everyone in view of the scene. "...the Superdog." Another thunder roll was heard. "And I hunger..." Lightning flashed a final time as a deep close up of Night's face was point blank with the registrar. "...for you."
I think that was the day I learned how everyone within four blocks sounds like when they lose control of their bodily functions. Even Krypto, Streaky, and Ace. Dalis on the other claw merely whispered, "That's my boy!" He LIKED it!
"...and don't you DARE mark me as an anti-hero, either. Or else you get to be my dinner - tonight. You have to leave these offices - sooner or later. And I'll be waiting."
I then gave the guy a smile and a wink since it almost seemed as if I nearly gave him a heart attack. "Don't worry; I won't eat you. Krypto and Rudolph are taking me out for pizza later."
A big sigh of relief was the next thing I heard. And soon after, I had my official hero ID card, which also labeled me as a Sponsor Program "Big Brother" employee. I assume Cheer Bear had something to do with that part. And that's a good thing. I didn't mean to scare Cheer Bear the other day and this guy asked for it.
When I emerged from the session, Krypto was there with a look on his face. "If you ever do that voice in the house, you will be grounded for a month in the basement." He then smiled. "Ready for that pizza party, Harold?"
"Yeah, I am," I replied with a smile. "And I promise... no using the spooky voice at home. That is for bad guys only. Now lets swing by a bathhouse so you guys can get cleaned up, then we'll snag Rudolph and go get some pizza."
End of Chapter Eleven
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