[Cardinal Sins]
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JCS-09 Spring Mating Habits.
By Darrel Vanwinkle (Lord Pouchlaw)
May 3rd, 2022
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Chapter One
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:Freeborn farm, Ridgeview, Arizona; Planet Earth FE-11:
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Despite the education, Firefang and Dragontail were never told about the Dildo Tree outing. And Repairpaw never brought it up ever again. Once was enough; he would strive to resist being that curious a second time. The rest of the Winter passed mildly; despite North and South Dakota having nearly ten blizzards, back to back.
Almost no news broadcaster ever mentioned the missing Ridgeview South Dakota since it was a small town anyway.
While the hounds mainly slept through the Winter, Isaac was as busy as usual. The townsfolk were not happy that he was charging what anyone else would charge for the work they were low-balling him with, according to Gerard Prince of Earth AS-1. Gerard even brought Isaac a standard payment chart for what Jacks of all trades on his world were charging. Isaac was blown away since even they were doing better than he was before he chose to adjust his repair fees. Maria was happy that Isaac was taking a stand finally.
Then came the last Week of Winter when the mayor of Ridgeview approached Isaac at the farm with an ultimatum. The townsfolk were glad to have escaped the nasty Winter, but now they wanted to return to South Dakota so life could get back to normal. Isaac asked the mayor to hold off for a few days until he could speak to a few people about this. Isaac spoke to Maria, the McQueens, Ms. Sokoulis and finally the local Cheyenne tribe. Apparently not everyone was so hot about the greedy mayor's desires to cheat Isaac.
Isaac then confronted Lord Impy and Zecma about the issue. "As much as I hate to wish ill tidings on anyone, the mayor is fast becoming a pain in the ass. Could you guys transport everyone whom agrees with him back in time to South Dakota to the day the rest of us pulled out. Maybe dealing with the worst Winter on record without my help would straighten out his foolish greed. We'll then see if Gerard Prince was right about my not being the only trusted plumber and carpenter in town. We can always repopulate our town."
Lord Impy said, "So you want me to arrange it so the memory of their being down here was a dream they had the night before. I think that is doable. I just feel sorry for all those local children whom will be sharing their parent's punishment all because of the mayor's persuasion tactics. What say you, Zecma? The town got used to cheating Isaac for years and now they want to reinstate their old ways and cheat him again."
Zecma hummed before stating, "Good children should be saved. Selfish and evil children should remain with the mayor and the others. They might survive. Not likely, but..."
Isaac then suggested, "How about expanding Father Matthews place to include an orphanage for the good children we will be saving?"
Lord Impy smiled. "I knew you didn't hate everyone, Isaac. But the mayor is bringing this upon himself and those whom agree with him. No Isaac to cheat; no Maria to treat their animals; no Ardens to cater to a bunch of evil assholes. Arden mentioned not liking how the town took advantage of you, Isaac. He always paid you top dollar for any work you did for his outlets; no one else in town even dared to do that."
Isaac said, "Then we are in agreement. This is to occur after they all go to sleep tonight. All move data like zip and phone area codes will revert to what they remembered. Ms. Sokoulis has agreed to run a bakery for Desert View's tourists since they would have visiting children for her to dote over. The McQueens are also choosing to stay with us, as is Father Matthews. He once said we owed our lives to the good lord, Impy Kisume, for getting us out of the snow and ice. Maria and various others are not mayor lovers."
Zecma grinned. "Perhaps I could ask Gerard Prince if he would be our Ridgeview's new temporary mayor. He is a fair young man. Of course that would mean dealing with his friends."
Isaac smirked. "You mean the Tiger and the Horse as well as the others."
Zecma giggled. "None of Gerard's dumb enemies are in your world."
Isaac nodded his head. "Go ahead and ask him. It could be a small vacation for him at best."
Lord Impy said, "Tell the mayor that all good dreams must come to an end and to be ready at sunrise. After that, return to your farm and stay there. Ridgeview Arizona is about to get a lot emptier. But new neighbors may want to move in once they learn about the prime real estate. I'll handle the advertising once the rotten townsfolk are returned to South Dakota. And with the Ridgeview All-Stars guarding the town, the crime rate will vanish."
Isaac said, "Basil likes caring for our animals and talking to Recordspaw. I haven't seen him lately. What do you have the boomer doing?"
Lord Impy grinned slyly. "He is still a porn star. He has to work; his vacation of caring for the hounds was all well and good but it wasn't paying him anything."
Isaac said, "But I miss him..."
Lord Impy smiled sweetly. "I'll let him know how you feel. Now get going; you have to deliver the reply to the greedy old mayor." After Isaac departed, Impy returned to his studios and he located Recordspaw to let him know that Isaac missed the nice porn boomer. "He loves you and misses you, mate." Recordspaw made the dopey kangaroo grin. "D'awww!"
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End of Chapter One
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JCS-09 Spring Mating Habits.
By Darrel Vanwinkle (Lord Pouchlaw)
May 3rd, 2022
.
Chapter One
.
:Freeborn farm, Ridgeview, Arizona; Planet Earth FE-11:
.
Despite the education, Firefang and Dragontail were never told about the Dildo Tree outing. And Repairpaw never brought it up ever again. Once was enough; he would strive to resist being that curious a second time. The rest of the Winter passed mildly; despite North and South Dakota having nearly ten blizzards, back to back.
Almost no news broadcaster ever mentioned the missing Ridgeview South Dakota since it was a small town anyway.
While the hounds mainly slept through the Winter, Isaac was as busy as usual. The townsfolk were not happy that he was charging what anyone else would charge for the work they were low-balling him with, according to Gerard Prince of Earth AS-1. Gerard even brought Isaac a standard payment chart for what Jacks of all trades on his world were charging. Isaac was blown away since even they were doing better than he was before he chose to adjust his repair fees. Maria was happy that Isaac was taking a stand finally.
Then came the last Week of Winter when the mayor of Ridgeview approached Isaac at the farm with an ultimatum. The townsfolk were glad to have escaped the nasty Winter, but now they wanted to return to South Dakota so life could get back to normal. Isaac asked the mayor to hold off for a few days until he could speak to a few people about this. Isaac spoke to Maria, the McQueens, Ms. Sokoulis and finally the local Cheyenne tribe. Apparently not everyone was so hot about the greedy mayor's desires to cheat Isaac.
Isaac then confronted Lord Impy and Zecma about the issue. "As much as I hate to wish ill tidings on anyone, the mayor is fast becoming a pain in the ass. Could you guys transport everyone whom agrees with him back in time to South Dakota to the day the rest of us pulled out. Maybe dealing with the worst Winter on record without my help would straighten out his foolish greed. We'll then see if Gerard Prince was right about my not being the only trusted plumber and carpenter in town. We can always repopulate our town."
Lord Impy said, "So you want me to arrange it so the memory of their being down here was a dream they had the night before. I think that is doable. I just feel sorry for all those local children whom will be sharing their parent's punishment all because of the mayor's persuasion tactics. What say you, Zecma? The town got used to cheating Isaac for years and now they want to reinstate their old ways and cheat him again."
Zecma hummed before stating, "Good children should be saved. Selfish and evil children should remain with the mayor and the others. They might survive. Not likely, but..."
Isaac then suggested, "How about expanding Father Matthews place to include an orphanage for the good children we will be saving?"
Lord Impy smiled. "I knew you didn't hate everyone, Isaac. But the mayor is bringing this upon himself and those whom agree with him. No Isaac to cheat; no Maria to treat their animals; no Ardens to cater to a bunch of evil assholes. Arden mentioned not liking how the town took advantage of you, Isaac. He always paid you top dollar for any work you did for his outlets; no one else in town even dared to do that."
Isaac said, "Then we are in agreement. This is to occur after they all go to sleep tonight. All move data like zip and phone area codes will revert to what they remembered. Ms. Sokoulis has agreed to run a bakery for Desert View's tourists since they would have visiting children for her to dote over. The McQueens are also choosing to stay with us, as is Father Matthews. He once said we owed our lives to the good lord, Impy Kisume, for getting us out of the snow and ice. Maria and various others are not mayor lovers."
Zecma grinned. "Perhaps I could ask Gerard Prince if he would be our Ridgeview's new temporary mayor. He is a fair young man. Of course that would mean dealing with his friends."
Isaac smirked. "You mean the Tiger and the Horse as well as the others."
Zecma giggled. "None of Gerard's dumb enemies are in your world."
Isaac nodded his head. "Go ahead and ask him. It could be a small vacation for him at best."
Lord Impy said, "Tell the mayor that all good dreams must come to an end and to be ready at sunrise. After that, return to your farm and stay there. Ridgeview Arizona is about to get a lot emptier. But new neighbors may want to move in once they learn about the prime real estate. I'll handle the advertising once the rotten townsfolk are returned to South Dakota. And with the Ridgeview All-Stars guarding the town, the crime rate will vanish."
Isaac said, "Basil likes caring for our animals and talking to Recordspaw. I haven't seen him lately. What do you have the boomer doing?"
Lord Impy grinned slyly. "He is still a porn star. He has to work; his vacation of caring for the hounds was all well and good but it wasn't paying him anything."
Isaac said, "But I miss him..."
Lord Impy smiled sweetly. "I'll let him know how you feel. Now get going; you have to deliver the reply to the greedy old mayor." After Isaac departed, Impy returned to his studios and he located Recordspaw to let him know that Isaac missed the nice porn boomer. "He loves you and misses you, mate." Recordspaw made the dopey kangaroo grin. "D'awww!"
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End of Chapter One
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