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    [FE-GRM] EABK-02 Fantastic Adventures

    Dodging bullies and gang members in the big city isn't always easy, but when Baxter Knightmane and his friend stumbled upon a mysterious book store at the end of a dead end alleyway, they thought they had found the perfect hiding place; but sometimes things which shouldn't be can lead to fantastic adventures.
    Eldritch Academy - Pocket Dimension

    [FE-GRM] EABK-02 Fantastic Adventures.
    By Darrel Vanwinkle (Lord Pouchlaw)
    09/28/2022


    Chapter 01 - Never Razz a Lord.

    Baxter looked as if he was about to be sick from hearing about that. It was like being told what tampons and douches were by a woman. The Financial Imp said, "He calls me Dick for Brains and then he shows that he has no tact. However, I can see in your aura that you are not a virgin yourself. Someone had you lay an egg sometime in the last few days. I feel sorry for you because I know that egg laying hurts." Baxter arched an eye again. "I never told you that!" The Financial Imp said, "When were you lords going to teach him about auras?"

    Purehorn sighed. "I was the one whom had that accident with him when he saved my life. I didn't mean to plant one of my eggs up his butt. But he seemed okay with it since Rony helped him to get the egg out and I cleansed both of them with my power."

    The IDM muttered, "I can't take Tweedledee and Tweedledum anywhere." Then he raised his voice. "Okay, I found the victim's information and the lord whom he owes a debt to is going to be pissed when he learns that this puke tried to sell himself off as a potential familiar without the debt holder's direct permission. Unless the Lord permitted it to teach the turd a lesson. Here are the specifics of the accidental wish in front of an underworld lord. The victim, a surface world rabbit buck, fell through an Imp Hole into the underworld when he was fleeing from a hungry fox. He landed in the Devil Jerboa realm while the fox landed in the Giant Gay Lions realm where the todd was gang raped. A local young Devil Jerboa laughed at how stupid the rabbit was for falling into the underworld. The young rabbit angrily kicked at the jerboa and uttered the wish that the jerboa should have to be him a few hours ago while running from the hungry fox and when he could smartly say that diving into any old hole was the only escape, then he would be back to normal. The Jerboa Lord was right behind the rabbit and he granted the wish; apparently he had been having trouble with the young jerboa himself and wanted to teach him a lesson. The new rabbit was topside running for his life in the same forest the buck had been in. And the buck had become the Devil Jerboa whereupon the lord fucked the former rabbit in the ass and got him pregnant. Then he explained the rules for paying off the debt to the former rabbit. After he gave birth to the lord's newest son, he would go to the Jerboa Job Tavern and do jobs until the price of the wish was paid off. However, he could only become a buck rabbit again when the other subject returned to the realm to resume being a Devil Jerboa. The former rabbit buck paid off the debt and made sure a contract imp recorded the pay off, but then he waited. And waited."

    The IDM added, "When he figured the little shit was either dead or wasn't coming back deliberately, he went into the closest town where a magic school was located and he learned from familiars that if a surface mage acquired a familiar as their own, it was a free ticket topside, so he found out about the familiar tome and he created a profile of himself and submitted it to the registrar for inclusion. He didn't have to have the lord's permission to do it since he had already paid off the wish debt. But he was stuck as a Devil Jerboa until the other shit was returned to the realm. Dead or preferably Alive."

    Baxter said, "So this lord accidentally released his citizen into the surface world as a buck rabbit and expecting to get him back, he realized too late that once free, the citizen would never have to do as his lord said ever again. So the punishment turned into the ultimate joke."

    The Law Imp said, "I don't think you should have stated your understanding in that particular way."

    Baxter replied, "Why not? From his explanation, that's how it sounded. I wasn't insulting the lord himself, but his actions seem to indicate that he wasn't as experienced in running his realm as his father before him was in running his own realm. Granting a stupid sounding wish that frees one of your citizens that you are pissed at just to realize that the citizen (realizing the lord sent him to the surface world makes plans to stay there) isn't coming back. And then the lord is stuck with a useless former rabbit buck whom made the lord grant the wish in the first place. Oh sure, he got the debt payment, but he is still stuck with the rabbit buck whom made him free one of his citizens. I may be a little naive myself, but even I don't think I would have made a mistake like that."

    And before Purehorn and Rook could prevent it, Baxter vanished from the spot where he had been standing!

    Baxter landing on a stone floor on his rear end. "Ow! What the Hell just happened?" And then he saw directly across from him, sitting on a massive throne, a crowned devil horned, cloven hoofed Donkey man whose lap looked more like a slit than a bulging sheathe. "Whom are you, sir? Why did I arrive here? Did you summon me? I don't think I offended anyone. I had been at the Eldritch Academy just after sign up and I was to get my first familiar and... why are you looking at me like that?"

    The Devil Donkey King said, "I am King Deykon of the Devil Donkey realm here within Ordermire. I redirected your teleport so you didn't end up in front of the Imperial Council. In effect, I just saved your life. They would have stretched you over a Dildo Tree in Hell for razzing one of their lords. They hate it when humans come across as so high and mighty. When you make a statement in front of three legal representatives from the underworld, you should be careful what you are about to say. The Imperial Council can hear through their servants' ears. While this isn't Hell, it is the Underworld; so do try not to spake any wishes or anythings while you are here. See? My good deed. When you arrived, I was reading your aura. Did one of the imps mention auras to you?" He knew the answer.

    Baxter stated, "The Financial Imp said it just after the Law Imp called him Dick for Brains. The subject was lube which I had never heard of. I was just a farm boy before getting moved into the city. The Imps implied that they were coated in lube. But the IDM had a very good looking clean fur appearance and I mentioned it to him. I take it that the IDM guys don't get compliments very often..."

    Deykon smiled. "Good, you chose to tell me the truth. Exactly as it is recorded in your aura. Everything you do in life is stored within your personal aura and any lords, ladies and/or deities can read your aura upon glancing at it. Some auras are clean; others are filthy."

    Baxter hummed. "I wonder what the aura of Magnus Arcane is like?"

    Deykon replied, "Pretty bad in truth. Did you know that he flunked the Eldritch Academy twice and was signed up a third time when the financiers of the school announced that they wanted to move the School to Scotland? And he told them that he didn't sign up in Scotland and would stay in America regardless if the school was empty or not. He was also worldly famous for twisting the rules for new students and arranging it so new students experienced some bad luck as he thought the Instructors had done to him. He had to spend an entire Summer as a house cat with his two familiars watching over him. The familiars thought they were the ones being punished since they knew Magnus was a fuck up anyways. If your associate got form changed supposedly by accident, don't believe it for a moment!"

    Baxter said, "That can't be in my aura since I never saw it happen, but I heard about it afterwards. Magnus said they were going to teach him how to switch between the forms since he had chosen to take the alternate inoculation."

    Deykon got up and helped the boy to his feet. "Come with me so I can doctor your rump. You landed on the stone floor pretty hard. As for the inoculations, in the old days, there were no alternate inoculations. You accepted the patch whether if made you sick or not."

    Baxter sighed as he allowed the Devil Donkey king to assist him. "How long are you going to keep me here?"

    Deykon grinned. "When I redirected you to my throne room, I substituted you with a fully loaded skunk fart balloon that looked just like you. If they touch it even in the slightest way, it explodes out of existence and their council room smells like Devil Skunk in Rut for a year."

    He then laughed. "They will think an evil Devil Mouse performed the trick and won't even be thinking about you until they get the stench out of their hall and off of their bodies. As for your stay here, I want you to spend one night with me and then we will send Purehorn and Rook a message to let them know that I saved you from the Hell Council of dick weeds. At least now you are more aware of what you should never say in the presence of underworld representatives. I am sure the IDM liked your compliment. Devil Mice don't get complimented on their appearances very often especially with the Imps making themselves look like small Dean Martins. I'd like to see you naked when you sleep with me. I don't wear anything and you shouldn't either when in Rome. I mean, my home."

    Baxter asked, "Are you horny or something?"

    Deykon replied, "The Hell Emperor is, but I rarely have guests spending the night with me. I will make sure you get a human-safe dinner. Otherwise, you might get stuck down here."

    End of Chapter 01

    #2
    Chapter 02 - Angry Rafael.

    Up on the Dragon/Drake Dorm Level, Rafael was busy cleaning his tower while a sticky looking brown drake named Clay watched him from a window sill when without warning Gyr arrived with Rook and his two sons along with Purehorn and Magnus. Rook and Purehorn had only heard of Rafael's accident with the inoculations, but they hadn't seen it as yet. And Magnus was about to feel that paddle that Rook mentioned having with his name on it.

    Clay suddenly said, "I'll check back with you later, Rafael. You're about to have instructor visitors." And he quickly flew off as if his mommy was calling him.

    "RAFAEL!" shouted Gyr from outside. "ARE YOU IN THERE ALONE?!"

    The former human boy turned slender red draconian poked his head out and replied, "Clay the Pottery Drake had been watching me from the window sill while I worked. But when he sensed you guys approaching, he left really fast. He was nothing but polite to me."

    Purehorn remarked, "You look like the victim of inoculation tampering. Please explain how this happened to you, Rafael."

    Rafael thought the unicorn was a hot stud and Purehorn could sense the young man thinking it. Then Rafael explained how Magnus had tested him to see if the patch would have made him sick and then he explained the colored alternate dipped spoons test and how he had drank the fluids of the one that had the best taste to him. Rook grabbed Magnus quickly and had the Witch Boy bent over his Were-Kangaroo knee before he reached into his pouch and produced the punishment paddle that actually DID have Magnus' name on it. And as Rafael watched, the kangaroo gave the Witch Boy a spanking right in front of everyone. Purehorn then said, "Mixing inoculation fluids even as little as what was on the spoons is what changed you from a human into this creature you were never meant to be. Magnus should have known this before he had you test taste the samples and he went ahead and let you get shape changed. He was laughing about it afterward and that is why he is getting a spanking now. But that's not why we came up here. Since you are highly magical in that new body, were you perhaps earlier thinking how you would really like to have Baxter's help in cleaning up this tower? He vanished as if summoned while we were investigating a familiar he had been interested in and we thought you might have accidentally summoned him to the tower."

    Rafael had a cross look in his eyes. "So Magnus did this to me on purpose and then laughed about it? Just tell me that there is a cure; if the kangaroo wasn't punishing him, I'd remove the asshole's testicles for thinking himself as a god. As for Baxter, it would be nice."

    Then he caught on to what they were implying. "Now wait just a damned minute! Just because I am in this magical body doesn't mean I know how to use magic as yet! If anyone did something to Baxter, then it would be more likely your trickster, Magnus, since I was the latest victim of his tampering humor! Did anyone witness his suggesting where to go to get a familiar before the instructors arrived to supervise the summoning of the familiar?" Rony raised his paw-hand. "My Brother Rolan and I were both there when Magnus told Baxter to look in bookcases five and six for the familiar book, but he did also mention that Baxter should be careful in Bookcase section Six since there were shortcut books in there." Rafael looked to the Instructors again. "I rest my case. The Witch Boy obviously hates new students joining."

    Magnus, though getting spanked, retorted with, "That's not true! I was thrilled that new students found the old school and wanted to learn some magic from us! Baxter showed more interest while you initially kept trying to convince him that being here was a bad idea! Then later, Purehorn and Rook determined that you were not really Baxter's friend as you had been telling everyone! That you were using him as your buffer when you would get into trouble in public! No one in your normal school trusted you and later, you just happened to pull a prank on a gang that identified you as someone whom had done that before. Why else would they say, quote, [Loud mouth finally made a mistake. We got him now. That alleyway is a dead end], unquote? They knew you, Rafael!"

    Rafael growled as the tell-tale signs of flame briefly appeared out of his snout. "You lie! Baxter is my friend! No one else in school wanted to be his friend and since they shunned me as well, I told Baxter that outcasts like us should make our own friendship! Then everyone tried to tell him that he could do better with any friend other than me! If that were true, then why didn't they want him as a friend? I made the effort; they were the villains in school! Why don't you fess up by telling everyone where you arranged to get Baxter sent to?!"

    The IDM and the Imps then reappeared. The IDM said, "As much fun it is to watch a human explode on beings whom could wipe him out instantly, the one called Rafael Stargazer is not lying. Although as much as I would love to see Magnus get dismembered by Rook, the Witch Boy is also not lying. He arranged nothing. Truth is, the Underworld Imperial Council tried to summon Baxter Yale Knightmane, the boy whom thought I was good looking, to dish out a punishment on him for razzing an Underworld Lord. A stink bomb arrived instead."

    The Law Imp said, "And that is why we chose not to go to the Imperial Council chambers. The whole building including every council member reeks of Hell Skunk in Rut stench and only an underworlder could know what that smells like. They summoned your friend, then summon else interfered with the summons and dropped the stink bomb balloon into the council chamber which cause them all to vomit and puke endlessly. I think someone else in the Underworld redirected your friend saving him from Imperial Council. Hopefully your friend doesn't end up in someone else's debt for their act to save him from Imperial Council. And no, Council Lord Zecma was not in attendance today. We mentally sent him word of what had happened. He said he was not going to come to work until they cleaned it up."

    Magnus made a face. "And you said _I_ was a trickster! I have never made the school stink to the degree they are mentioning! Besides, I don't know what a Hell Skunk in Rut smells like and I wouldn't want to know either! It sounds bad!"

    Purehorn said, "Do you want the purification species cure now, Rafael, or after you use the body to clean the tower. If you choose to wait, then when I cure you none of the nasty stuff will be on your body afterward. A benefit as I am sure you might be thinking."

    Rafael calmed himself somewhat and said, "Later then. I need to make this tower decent enough to be lived in. But please find a way to get Baxter back to the school. Okay, I admit that I may need the punishment the council may have wanted to do to Baxter, but overall, he's a nice guy. I'd hate to think he was getting a punishment because of my stupid stunts. But at least I didn't intermix the Inoculations and have a clueless human taste each one before drinking a jar of the final one. He said Medivh scored like I had until he told me that Medivh couldn't handle the dragon variety and I said I would try the dragon variety because Medivh and I should not be identical in our results. He drank the drake variety in the end."

    Rook growled, "So you did this to Medivh as well?!" He was almost strangling the Witch Boy when he learned that Rafael had not been the first guinea pig.

    Magnus coughed, "You were present when Medivh failed the patch yet still wanted to learn magic, Rook!" Then the kangaroo released his grip on Magnus' neck. "Close call... Rook almost forgot that he was present when Medivh was signing up. I blame his naughty kids."

    Gyr grinned. "This is why I choose not to keep my hatchlings at the school with me. The dragon creche takes care of the eggs until they hatch. Then it is off to Nine Scales for dragon education. I don't care what they do when they arrive there."

    Rafael said, "Mr. Unicorn, after I am both restored and all cleaned up, would you mind if I rubbed on your nice looking body? I am sorry that I don't know your name. I am sure Baxter was impressed by you, although his primary likes are donkeys, rabbits, mice and hounds."

    The snow white unicorn buck smiled. "Lord Purehorn, Purification Specialist and instructor of the Basics of Magic. When you are ready to learn magic the right way, just attend one of my classes and I'll get you boys started. And I do like Baxter as well. He saved my life."

    Rafael said,. "If Baxter thinks highly of you, then I should as well. Despite what normal people think of me, I am trying to learn how to be a better person from Baxter. He never wanted to come to the city, but jobs were drying up where he lived in the country."

    Then he looked at the IDM. "Baxter was right, your fur is something else. I hope you get to spend some time with him. Just help him get back here."

    The IDM blushed. He didn't know why human boys went gaga over his fur's appearance.

    End of Chapter 02

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      #3
      Chapter 03 - Wrong Turn.

      The human-safe dinner was fantastically delicious as promised by King Deykon. When Baxter was done eating, he had asked the king where the toilet was located. And he got directions to the waste disposal chamber. He was also given directions to the master bedroom when he finished his business in the toilet. Getting directions back to back surely wouldn't cause any problems in the king's own castle, would it? He was glad he had left his backpack inside Rook's apothecary before he had taken the familiar book out to get advice.

      Finding the toilet chamber was easy. Spending several moments pooping out the load from the rich food distracted him for a bit. But doing his business made him jumble up the directions to the bedroom.

      Baxter tried to follow the directions from what he could remember but as he turned the last corner in the castle corridor, he began to get the feeling he had gone the wrong way when the floor tilted forward and he slipped and slid down the forward ramp and went over the edge at the end of the ramp and dropped down a dark hole toward what he thought was going to be the dungeons, but instead of landing on a hard stone floor, his landing seemed spongy and made of straw with a tarp over the top of it, and then he slid off of one side of the bundle and landed between what felt like warm furred beings whom were nearly all bunched together. Now that he wasn't sliding anymore, he glanced around the chamber he had landed in and he couldn't see where an exit to leave this place was. "I got lost. I wonder whom all of these warm furred beings are? They sound like they are asleep. I shouldn't wake them up, but Deykon is expecting me at the master bedroom; I can't believe I got his directions mixed up." He tried to nimbly make his way through the throng of furred creatures toward what seemed like the closest wall. Maybe he could find a door leading out of this place.As he thought he was almost to the wall, he tripped over something and he fell down between a large warm furred creature's legs and he could feel the sheathe against the seat of his pants.

      At least it felt that way for a moment. But before he could try to extract himself from that position, he felt his pants and underwear get pulled down over his hips as the creature pulled Baxter underneath his body and then, the boy felt the canine cock and knot enter his anus!

      The creature quietly said, "You accidentally went down the emergency kennel corridor that we hounds use to come back to the kennels after our evening meal. The king's bedroom was off in the other direction from the toilet. I am sorry if you aren't used to cock in the ass, but you got me excited. My name is Alpha Lapofang; I am a Hound/Rabbit hybrid of Ordermire; in fact all of us are. I've never had sex with a human before; don't bother to yell for help as it seems you are about to do. I am not evil and the kennels are sound proof once you fall in here. The king won't find you until tomorrow morning. Besides, even if you did leave the kennels, without directions, you could really get lost in the underworld. I will try not to get you pregnant. Why don't you tell me about yourself?"

      The boy sighed and let the Alpha do as he wanted to do as he explained whom he was (Baxter Yale Knightmane) and how he and his friend discovered the Eldritch Academy; how they got enrolled to learn magic and how he was supposed to get a starting familiar as well as all of the other shit that occurred after enrollment. Then he mentioned what the IDM explained in regards to a wish that the lord of the Devil Jerboa realm granted that freed one of his own citizens that he was to punish and how the boy had mentioned to the legal reps that granting the stupid sounding wish could have been avoided if the Lord had been properly thinking. The the Imperial Council tried to summon him for razzing a Hell Lord; and how King Deykon redirected the summons and replaced the arrival with the Hell Skunk stink balloon.

      The Alpha smirked. "All I am going to say about that is that the Imperial Council did it to themselves. Council Lord Zecma already thinks they are the dumbest collection of lords whom have ever existed. Truth is, I could get you back to the Academy myself..."

      He then licked the boy's face. "...in exchange for a job of my choosing you would have to agree with. Something tells me that Deykon plans on contacting your instructors and having one of them come fetch you. Then he would likely ask them to provide a rescue payment to pay for his saving you from the Imperial Council. But I could help you in exchange for an agreement. Here's the deal... You were to get a familiar; I will instruct you on how to claim a familiar and then you claim my brother as your new familiar. Currently he is my pack advisor but he has been getting bored with that job. You make him your familiar and I grant you round trip permission to come back and visit me here in the kennels whenever you like via pack teleport which I will grant you when I cum inside of you. No puppies this time. Okay?"

      At that moment, the advisor sat up and said, "I don't want to be this boy's slave, brother of mine. If you want to give him a familiar, then become one yourself and then you could port the pack wherever you wanted. I told you how dull it would be in being stuck as Deykon's personal pack. He never lets us leave to have any fun out of the castle at all. He is no better than some of the other evil donkey creatures in Hell and Gehenna or even Chaosmire, which has a fun and just lord running the place. True, the people in Chaosmire do have more sex than any other plane in the wheel of outer planes, but at least they are more free to do as they like provided they do not break one of Lord Blaze's rules. The other day Deykon mentioned selling us to Lord Diablo Kisume. Think about it, dear brother. Freedom or the Army?"

      Lapofang sighed as he looked to Baxter. "And now you know what we are stuck in in this joke of a realm which the king calls Ordermire. In truth this mini-realm is a pocket plane with access to Acheron where Diablo has his Imperial Hound Army."

      The Advisor then said, "If Diablo fucks you, Baxter, then you become a Hellhound like those in his army pack and then you get trained as if you were one of them. Your rank is Mutt until the pack accepts you as a brother. Then you start getting real ranks among their kind."

      Lapofang added, "But end result, my friend; once changed into one of them, you are stuck; no more academy nor former friend you enrolled with. And if a planar war starts, then you participate in it as if you were one of them."

      Baxter could still feel the Alpha inside his bottom. "Your brother doesn't want a free ticket to the surface world, Lapofang. But if you became my familiar, wouldn't the process backfire since you are more powerful than I am?"

      The Advisor giggled. "He caught on before getting into a stupid deal, brother. Yes, Baxter, that is exactly what would happen if you made an Alpha into your familiar, or tried to... in effect, you would be his familiar and then he couldn't get to the academy."

      Baxter hummed. "I don't want to live on the Moon-Touched Dorm Level. Werewolves and Were-Kangaroos that are extremely naughty. When Magnus Arcane had me visiting the place, the joeys were getting an enforced bath and fighting it all the way."

      Lapofang smiled at Baxter as his canine cock began unloading his cum inside of the boy's anus. "I want to be topside, Baxter. I am sure my pack would like to be up there, too. Since we are part hound and part rabbit, we could set our pack on the Rabbit Dorm Level that I see mentioned in your aura when you were told about all of the dorm levels. Magnus wasn't even going to mention the Rabbit/Mouse level to you at all. Please... I am your safe and free ticket back to the academy. Otherwise, Deykon will get you pregnant and until the instructors pay off the rescue fee, then he would keep you in his castle until they did pay him to get you back. The Devil Donkey King isn't a nice guy as the act he let you see earlier. He is greedy and always looking to make a shady credit."

      Baxter hummed. "What would the round trip portion of your deal be for if you weren't coming back here yourselves? Did you guys have a realm of your own before Deykon acquired you?"

      The Advisor stopped himself from laughing out loud. "Boy, is he ever being cautious, brother. And whom could blame him since Rook and Purehorn gave him the Underworld warning."

      Lapofang replied, "We did come from a realm in the Middle Planes known also known as Concordant. Our realm was close to Acheron and one day, Deykon and Diablo collected up our pack and took us to Deykon's castle so we wouldn't be caught in the next war, they said. We've been inside these kennels except for meal time ever since. I was considering moving our pack over to Pack Place just between Chaosmire and Nexus Town. Then we were captured; so you can see why I want to get my pack out of here, Baxter. The reason I want you to have one of us as your familiar is so that I can get the pack to a safe place out of the Underworld. Deykon obviously wants to sell us to Diablo."

      Baxter said, "As long as I don't end up as your slave, Lapofang, then I will help you guys to get your pack out of here. But tell me something... Is it possible to program an aura to show something specific if the aura is on a dead body?"

      Lapofang looked to his brother the advisor and there was a nod between them. "Yes, why are you asking this for?"

      Baxter replied, "Here is the plan. Find a creature whom has died; change their appearance to look like my own and then copy everything recorded in my aura into the aura of the dead creature. Then we place the body inside the toilet in a copy of my clothes and then we leave."

      End of Chapter 03

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        #4
        Chapter 04 - Dawn of the Return.

        Down on the Rabbit/Mouse Dorm Level, Baxter and the hybrid hounds all popped in as a group and he helped them to claim and get settled into a new kennels that were made of stone and were partially underground. Apparently it had once been a prosperous warren that was emptied out when the former rabbits went to Scotland during the migration move to the new magic school over there. After getting the hound hybrids moved in, Baxter was required to celebrate their freedom with them; this meant Ardens Pizza along with the colas.

        It also meant participating in a round of sex with every pack mate. Everyone got to learn Baxter's exact smell and nice scent. And he got to learn theirs.

        The plan following this was that Baxter would get a primary familiar from the instructors, at first, then return later to accept a hybrid familiar from the pack. If no pack member wanted to do this, then Lapofang would humble himself to be Baxter's second familiar. The primary familiar could live with Baxter up on his Dorm Level while the pack familiar would live at the pack home and mentally help Baxter from afar. That way, the pack familiar got to stay with the pack. It also gave Baxter an in-academy teleport anchor locale in case he got stuck in the Underworld again so he could just pop back up topside IDM style. It sounded like a good plan except, the pesky aura reading bullshit. The Instructors would find out what they planned unless Baxter fessed up immediately before they read his aura.

        Having retrieved his backpack from the apothecary classroom, Baxter was now back in his cottage where he decided to do something that might make the Imperial Council forgive him this once. "Information Devil Mouse, Please!"

        Poof! The Information Devil Mouse that he said was good looking appeared. "There you are, Baxter! Everyone is looking for you!"

        Baxter said, "I want to atone for the problems I may have inadvertently caused within the last twenty four hours. Could you have Council Lord Zecma listen in on what I am about to tell you? The Imperial Council should listen as well, if they aren't vomiting too much."

        The IDM said, "It isn't every day when someone admits they might have been wrong and wants to perform community service. Give me a moment. All of Imperial Council are at the Yuskay Groomers while a detox squad is sanitizing the council chambers. I have Zecma online."

        Baxter then painstakingly told the truth about the previous day and what he had said in as much detail as he could remember based off of what the IDM had told them about the Devil Jerboa Lord's wish granting actions that had freed a citizen of his that he had been about to punish anyway. Once he realized that his former citizen wasn't going to come back, he still accepted the debt payment from the buck rabbit and let him go. True, he had gotten a child out of getting the rabbit pregnant, but he was still out a citizen due to the wording of the wish. Then Baxter apparently had made what he thought was a harmless statement not aware that the Imperial Council had been listening through the IDM and Underworld Rep Imps' ears. When they tried to summon him to Council Hall to have direct words with him over his statement, a Devil Donkey King, or so he called himself, called Deykon of Ordermire reached out and redirected Baxter's summons so he would arrive at the donkey's castle just off to the side of Acheron. Deykon was an ally of Diablo Kisume. His plan was to perform the rescue on the boy, have sex with him over night and then sell the boy back to the Eldritch Academy in exchange for a Rescue fee payment. The donkey had been holding a pack of Rabbit-Hound hybrids prisoner in the castle kennels but Diablo wanted them in his army.

        He then wrapped up the telling by explaining that he had met Alpha Lapofang and arranged a deal to get back to the Eldritch Academy but he had to bring the entire hybrid pack with him. "And now you know whom dropped the stink bomb on Council Hall."

        There was mental grumbling since no one liked the Kisumes anyway. Zecma teleported into Baxter's room and looked him over in detail; he was apparently reading the boy's aura. "I assume the rest is to be explained to the Instructors when you see them. Right? As for your being summoned without my knowing about it, they had no right to try to bring you to the Underworld. However, now that I have seen yesterday's exact wording for myself, you really should not have razzed Lord Longjumper in that particular way. He has been having trouble controlling his people in that realm of his. So when the rabbit dropped in on them unexpectedly, Longjumper wanted to fuck his citizens. He chose to fuck the newcomer instead. To make it up to Longjumper, I want to you to personally apologize to him and have his child."

        Zecma then said, "Before you complain, the alternative would have been thirty days on a dildo tree in the Dildo Tree forest. It is usually an extremely boring experience unless others are also being punished at your location. You would have been missing from the academy for the entire time of the punishment. If you choose to apologize and service Longjumper's desires, then you could be back at the academy in six hours. You might even make a lordly friend out of him. As for Jakra, he illegally had his profile added to the self-updating book of fun familiars. He also lied about a particular thing, he isn't an Earth Rabbit as the profile states. He is a Demon Rabbit of Chaosmire wanted for crimes in Lord Blaze's court of justice. Had you made him your familiar, then you would have gained his guilt as well as his debt."

        Baxter sighed, "A close call on my behalf; it's a good thing I asked the instructors about the profile entry. Although he had a nice looking picture in the profile, hard to believe it was all a lie. When will I be seeing Lord Longjumper and will I have your guarantee that I will not be stuck in his realm as one of his people? You initially said six hours if I was lucky. And I could make a friend out of him; I like making friends. You Devil Mice have the sexiest most good looking furred bodies I have ever seen. I was hoping to have a mouse or a Devil Mouse as my first familiar. Not as my slave; but to help me learn magic during my stay at the academy. And no, that doesn't mean I want to throw my humanity away to become a mouse. Magnus Arcane is already being suspicious about getting people transformed into things."

        Zecma replied, "If you want that guarantee, then you have to agree to do jobs for me whenever I ask. In effect, you'd be working for the Imperial Council; delivering messages, fetching meals; entertaining visitors whom want to talk to the council. In effect, you'd be my secretary for the council itself. And if you're good, personal time with us clean and nice Devil Mice. That would make a lot of working class Underworld mice happy just to have a sexy human boy around to chat with and rub on. So, in exchange for this guarantee, will you become my Council Secretary? There is a payment plan if you agree to this; I am sure having extra income would be helpful while attending the academy. But I hope you won't be doing this for the money."

        Baxter smiled. "When serving you guys, will I get a working class Devil Mouse form I can change into and out of, along with the powers while in the form? I just want to play it safe so I don't get my human form screwed up too much."

        He then added, "Although I wouldn't object if you Devil Mice wanted to show a human boy how sex from you guys feel. Um... I'm normally not that horny or distracted; but I've been fucked a few times already. Deykon never got to do me, but he wanted to."

        Zecma grinned. "Deykon will ge getting his very soon. Since he loves god awful smells so much, Ordermire will be dropped into the bottom of the Abyss where Deykon can enjoy being stuck in the Abyss' sewer pond at the bottom for a thousand years. It has to wear off."

        He then rubbed his furry chin before making a decision based on Baxter's latest inquiry. "How about this: when you serve us in Council Hall, you get to be human; but when you have to make outings, you get to be in working class Devil Mouse form?"

        Baxter glanced at the IDM whom was just waiting to see what the boy was going to choose. "I'd like to be able to learn how to change into the working class Devil Mouse form with the powers over time. That way I could practice the form here at the academy and stay out of sticky stuff more easily when other students or children of the Instructors choose to be naughty and try to catch me off guard. Aside from that, your offer sounds good as long as you aren't trying to trick me. I recall that you were once the worst practical joker in Hell granting people free wishes just to watch these people fuck up for breakfast so you would get in a good laugh. I don't want to be your latest victim, Zecma. This is not a trick with the IDM here as our witness?"

        Zecma looked at the IDM. "I _W-I-S-H _ people were smarter like Baxter is trying to be. Too often they talk themselves into a Dildo Tree without realizing it." He then lifted his muzzle and called out, "Contract Imp!" POOF! "You rang, Gamemaster Big Z? You are only Council Lord on Saturdays and boy do you hate attending those boring meetings!" Zecma smiled as he repeated the deal that he had offered Baxter and the boy's return request about staying safe while doing the job. The Contract Imp wrote down the contract exactly as he had overheard it and then he had to two read it over. "If you both agree with these terms, then sign on one of the lines at the bottom of the scroll. After reading the scroll, they both signed the document and then Darek Imp from Direct Investments was brought in to set up the boy's new D.I. account for direct deposit. An explanation on how to use this account was then provided to Baxter along with giving him the most up to date powers catalog. "You cannot afford anything right now, but later, you can purchase powers or even a realm of your own in any of the various bottom side of the Planar Wheel realms. They are not cheap; there is a section in the catalog explaining where all of the Job taverns are located and what species each caters to." D.I. then departed back to his bank in the Underworld.

        Zecma said, "Now to uphold my end of the bargain. Council only requires your attendance on Saturdays, but I will make your services also available to the Union, which this IDM belongs to. And now to teach you how to change into the working class Devil Mouse form."

        End of Chapter 04

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          #5
          Chapter 05 - Jumped By The Jerboa.

          Baxter found himself standing at the entrance to Longjumper's personal realm naked. Zecma said that if he left his clothes in his room, there would be less of a chance of losing his clothes through sexual erosion. Underworld sexual fluids could destroy surface world clothes easily. He saw that the entrance had a visitation chime set up to announce visitors to the realm itself. The chime mallet was connected to a light-weight chain as it dangled near the chime. Baxter grabbed it and rang the chime before waiting to see whom would show up.

          Arriving at the border of the realm was an anthropomorphic six and and half feet tall kangaroo/mouse hybrid wearing a collar around his neck which depicted a crown symbol. "Thank yas for stopping at the border and using the chime, young man. What business do yas have 'ere today? Ah am a very busy lord and my citizens 'ave been unruly ever since they started accusing me of tricking them into joining my realm. They are mainly upset because they found out that Ah am not a Devil Jerboa as everyone in the Underworld 'as been calling me. Ah am in truth a 'ell Kangaroo/Devil Mouse 'ybrid. So give me the information yas brought. Ah appreciate that yas are visiting in the nude; clothing is so pesky and problem-some."

          "My name is Baxter Yale Knightmane and I have been tasked by Council Lord Zecma to make good with an apology to Lord Longjumper in regards to comments I made when a IDM revealed the stupid sounding wish that you had granted to an Earthian buck rabbit before you fucked him for entering your realm without permission. The wish permitted one of your citizens to get changed into a buck rabbit himself temporarily back on Earth where he would be chased by a hungry fox. The stipulation was that when he chose to return to the realm on his own, he would be restored to his rightful species. You were angry at the citizen and you just revealed why a moment ago; information that was not provided before I made my statement to the Underworld reps. I had enrolled at the Eldritch Academy and I had been looking in the Fun Familiars Book to find a good first familiar. The buck rabbit was in truth a demon rabbit from Chaosmire and he had lied about being from Earth. But you were so upset at the time, you didn't care where he came from. He didn't even qualify to be included in the familiars book. Because the Imperial Council said I had unjustly razzed Lord Longjumper, I had to come here, make good with an apology to him and let him fuck me to birth out some new sons for your realm. But if your citizens are all angry, then why not teleport them all off to a realm far worse than yours and simply repopulate your realm with sons of your own. They would surely show better respect for their parent than the unruly citizens. And since I made a deal with Zecma to come here, I could help you with the re-population project as long as I wasn't missing from the academy for longer than a day. Zecma also mentioned that I could make a friend out of Longjumper and I really like making new friends."

          The hybrid lord smiled as he examined the naked young man. "What exact statement did yas make in regards to 'ow the wish sounded to yas? Ah know the Imperial Council tend to jump the gun when they want to punish people for no good reason."

          He then added, "Forgive me for not simply reading yer aura; Ah like to 'ear the words from the messenger themselves before Ah look at the aura. It might not be as bad as the Council is making it out to be."

          Baxter took a breath and he began the retelling of exactly what had been said before from all parties.

          [The IDM raised his voice. "Okay, I found the victim's information and the lord whom he owes a debt to is going to be pissed when he learns that this puke tried to sell himself off as a potential familiar without the debt holder's direct permission. Unless the Lord permitted it to teach the turd a lesson. Here are the specifics of the accidental wish in front of an underworld lord. The victim, a surface world rabbit buck, fell through an Imp Hole into the underworld when he was fleeing from a hungry fox. He landed in the Devil Jerboa realm while the fox landed in the Giant Gay Lions realm where the todd was gang raped. A local young Devil Jerboa laughed at how stupid the rabbit was for falling into the underworld. The young rabbit angrily kicked at the jerboa and uttered the wish that the jerboa should have to be him a few hours ago while running from the hungry fox and when he could smartly say that diving into any old hole was the only escape, then he would be back to normal. The Jerboa Lord was right behind the rabbit and he granted the wish; apparently he had been having trouble with the young jerboa himself and wanted to teach him a lesson. The new rabbit was topside running for his life in the same forest the buck had been in. And the buck had become the Devil Jerboa whereupon the lord fucked the former rabbit in the ass and got him pregnant. Then he explained the rules for paying off the debt to the former rabbit. After he gave birth to the lord's newest son, he would go to the Jerboa Job Tavern and do jobs until the price of the wish was paid off. However, he could only become a buck rabbit again when the other subject returned to the realm to resume being a Devil Jerboa. The former rabbit buck paid off the debt and made sure a contract imp recorded the pay off, but then he waited. And waited. When he figured the little shit was either dead or wasn't coming back deliberately, he went into the closest town where a magic school was located and he learned from familiars that if a surface mage acquired a familiar as their own, it was a free ticket topside, so he found out about the familiar tome and he created a profile of himself and submitted it to the registrar for inclusion. He didn't have to have the lord's permission to do it since he had already paid off the wish debt. But he was stuck as a Devil Jerboa until the other shit was returned to the realm. Dead or preferably Alive."

          Baxter said, "So this lord accidentally released his citizen into the surface world as a buck rabbit and expecting to get him back, he realized too late that once free, the citizen would never have to do as his lord said ever again. So the punishment turned into the ultimate joke."

          The Law Imp said, "I don't think you should have stated your understanding in that particular way."

          Baxter replied, "Why not? From his explanation, that's how it sounded. I wasn't insulting the lord himself, but his actions seem to indicate that he wasn't as experienced in running his realm as his father before him was in running his own realm. Granting a stupid sounding wish that frees one of your citizens that you are pissed at just to realize that the citizen (realizing the lord sent him to the surface world makes plans to stay there) isn't coming back. And then the lord is stuck with a useless former rabbit buck whom made the lord grant the wish in the first place. Oh sure, he got the debt payment, but he is still stuck with the rabbit buck whom made him free one of his citizens. I may be a little naive myself, but even I don't think I would have made a mistake like that."]


          Baxter then said, "At that point, Imperial Council tried to summon me and a Devil Donkey King called Deykon whom is allied with Diablo redirected the summons so I would arrive in his castle instead of at Council Hall and in my place, he dropped a stink bomb balloon that duplicated the smell of a Hell Skunk in Rut all over the chamber and all over the council of lords. They were visiting the Yuskay Groomers to get the smell off of them and having a detox squad clean the council chambers to remove the stench. After I rescued Alpha Lapofang and his pack away from Deykon, I chose to call the reps and rat out on the Devil Donkey King since he was to blame for the mess he caused to get all over council hall. Then Zecma pitched the deal at me and here I am as a result."

          Longjumper then arrived at the border himself and he said, "Ah'll take it from 'ere, son. Mentally tell me everything this nice young man just told yas. Ah 'ave been in contact with Council Lord Zecma which is why Ah am late getting 'ere."

          The Lord's son giggled as 'e remarked, "Wait until yas 'ear this boy's suggestion in what to do about the unruly citizens, father. Ah got a kick out of it." And the rest was mental as Longjumper reviewed Baxter's aura.

          Longjumper giggled himself. He stood about six inches taller than his son. "They certainly deserve to be sent to a place like that. And Ah know just the place. That lord was telling me about 'is upcoming rut and 'ow 'e preferred trespassers over fucking 'is citizens. Ah accept yer proposition, Baxter. And yer right, it was a dumb wish to grant while angry. Ah don't think yas said anything wrong at all in regards to 'ow the IDM made it sound. Well, come on in 'ere and we can get this project started; after Ah kick out the unruly citizens, Ah will time dilate the realm so yer activity with me doesn't last longer than a few 'ours Earth time. As long as we can make as many citizens as Ah will be kicking out, then yer job for Zecma will be complete in regards to me. As for being our friend, yas can never 'ave too many friends."

          Baxter stepped over the edge of the border where he shook Longjumper's hand. "Try not to hurt me when we are making new citizens. I am only human after all. Zecma agreed that I wouldn't be stuck as one of your new citizens if I agreed to do this for you."

          Longjumper grinned as he snapped his fingers and Baxter changed into the same species as the hybrid son before the Lord mounted him. "Yas get yer 'uman form back after we get done with this. Being one of us will make it easier to give birth to as many citizens as yas said."

          The son smirked. "Yas should 'ave asked 'ow many citizens we would be replacing before yas offered that counter deal to 'elp my father. Ah 'ope yas aren't bitching later after yas birth out four 'undred ninety nine replacement citizens."

          And in the next moment, the realm got very quiet as the unruly rebels all vanished out of the realm and they were dropped into an orgy in a very horny realm of yiffy abysmal donkey jacks. Most looked pregnant already and the rebels were about to join the party.

          Longjumper then said as he pleasured the boy, "My parents never ran of realm of their own; so yer statement that Ah 'ad no experience was true. But as long as yas 'elp me to learn 'ow to better run this place, yas can return any time yas like."

          End of Chapter 05

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            #6
            Chapter 06 - Meeting Up With Rook And Purehorn.

            Over a thousand twins, triplets and quadruplets of Longjumper's species was the final accounting of the new citizens within the realm once the re-population project had ended. But before Baxter could voice being restored to normal so he could return to the magic school, Longjumper hugged the boy in species form and planted a deep kiss on his muzzle. "Joey, yas were super fertile, mate. Ah am going to gift yas with an always on planar teleport ability that the IDM are so proud of. Remember that Ah am part Devil Mouse myself."

            Baxter kissed back but when the lip lock was released, he said, "Yas don't 'ave to be that nice to me, Longjumper. Are yas really that 'appy to 'ave new citizens?"

            Longjumper smiled with a nod of his muzzle as he kissed Baxter's on the muzzle again. "It dawned on me that Zecma never negotiated to give yas the planar teleport spell power. The first time yas missed going in on a Saturday to Council, then 'e would 'ave 'ad yas on a breach of contract legal issue. Yas would 'ave ended upon a Dildo Tree anyway. Ah'd like to think that 'e simply forgot, but Underworld ass'ole Lords tend to like to see 'umans mess up. And because yas 'elped me with my realm, Ah wanted to make sure yas could return at will. For now, let's get yas restored to normal and returned to yer dorm cottage where yas can take a bath before yas go find Lord Rook and Lord Purehorn. Those two really like yas a lot."

            Baxter smiled. "Ah'd like to learn Aura Reading as well since everyone likes to read mine so much. Turn about is fair play, says Ah."

            A sly grin and a wink from Longjumper was provided as Baxter was also gifted with the Aura Reading magical power. Then he was sent back to his Dorm level where upon he arrived in his human form. {Go bathe, mate!}

            After a thorough bath, Baxter got dried and dressed before he went off to locate Rook and Purehorn. The Unicorn was easier to find thankfully. And not long after, Rook showed up looking a little miffed evidently because of something his joeys did, which seemed to be the norm for the Were-Kangaroo instructor. "Oye, good to see yas in one piece, mate! Ready to be assigned yer first familiar, Baxter, my boy?" Baxter smiled. "Yes. Although if possible, I'd like a working class Devil Mouse as my first familiar. He wouldn't have to be around me all the time if he was employed, but he could instruct me in magic lessons after a class I had with you instructors, either personally or long distance. My Saturdays are going to be tied up by my assisting Council Lord Zecma in the Imperial Council. I have a deal with him."

            Rook asked, "What made yas decide on that species?"

            Baxter replied, "The IDMs and other Devil Mouse Hybrids I spoke to told me that working class Devil Mice would be more focused on assisting a magic student than a normal mouse or a sex-minded Devil Mouse. They mentioned that non-working class rodents might even lead me astray and have me in all manner of trouble. So to stay focused, I want my first familiar to be a working class Devil Mouse whom is adept in teaching and.or sharing magic. Speaking of slow learning curves, how is my friend Rafael doing upstairs? Is he still cleaning that tower he chose? I can't wait for him to get restored to normal. I just get the feeling that the longer he stays in that form, the less he will want to return to being human at the end."

            Purehorn said, "I have offered to change him back to normal, Baxter. But he wants to finish the job before restoration. As for your familiar choice, we will put in an order to the Devil Mouse union. Only working class Devil Mice join a union. The rest seek to have naughty and dirty fun as much as possible. So in order for you to get a clean familiar partner, we have to contact the union. Just wait here while I make the mental call." And he closed his eyes while Rook commented. "My brood nearly blew up my main apothecary again while yas were gone. Ah don't know what Ah am going to do with them."

            Baxter smirked. "Threaten to send them to their grandpa or even Wild One or even Wog. I doubt Roo would would be enough.Or make up a female ancestor and threaten to send them to her Sunday school camp."

            Rook giggled over the last suggestion. "A skanky old church sheila! Ah might be able to use that one! OOGLY and FAT! She just wants to give the joeys a 'ug and a kiss on their muzzles!"

            Purehorn then opened his eyes. "The Devil Mouse union has a couple of names for us. They are ranked up there with Masya; these guys are among the few whom would rather be a young student's familiar than to answer summons from the nasty adult mages, usually female. Anyway, these are the names: Yorka, Knama, Xalto, Maner, Ramen, Basil and Glazo. The Union said they would be glad to provide us with data on these few according to what we may ask. So if there are any details you would like to know, start laying them out so we can get the additional data. Any of these strike your fancy, Baxter?"

            Baxter hummed. "I would like to know how many demerits each one has accumulated for any reason; I want to know if any of these rare few are a girl with a boy's name; and I want to know how much experience each has with servicing nasty adult mages. That should do it."

            Rook arched an eye as the criteria included stuff he had not thought of.

            Purehorn stated. "Here's the facts... Yorka: no demerits, male, seventy percent experience with adult mages; Knama: no demerits, male, ninety-three percent experience with adult mages; Xalto: four demerits, male, twenty-four percent experience with adult mages; Maner: three demerits, female, seventy-seven percent experience with adult mages; Ramen: four demerits, male, forty-six percent experience with adult mages; Basil: no demerits, male, one hundred percent experience with adult mages, side note: second only to Masya; Glazo: eight demerits, female, fifty-six percent experience with adult mages. I know which one would interest me, Baxter; it is sort of a no brainer in his case. What do you think?"

            Baxter then said, "Now to throw a monkey wrench into their profiles... Which of the males has lap-sitting experience and to what degree?"

            Purehorn closed his eyes again. The union would likely be surprised over this question. When he opened his eyes, the unicorn said, "Update to the list. Yorka: no lap sitting experience; Knama: no lap sitting experience; Xalto: no lap sitting experience; Ramen: no lap sitting experience; and Basil: has definitive lap sitting experience and was a favorite among lords for years before getting involved with the working class set and taking Underworld University classes to improve his ability to serve either IDM services or Mages. Again, I think there is a definitive winner, unless you don't like this mouse for some reason."

            Baxter said, "Last criteria, Purehorn... Are any of these guys prudish, as in not fun?"

            Rook smirked. "Good profiles doesn't always mean fun familiars. Ah mean, look at the stuffy familiars book Ah 'ave in my apothecary classroom."

            Purehorn closed his eyes a third time and when he opened them again, he said, "Well played, yet not so well played. The list was reduced to one, Baxter. Basil is the only one not prudish. He still does lap sitting for favorited friends when asked. The union says he really wants to help a male human magic student. Preferably someone whom isn't over the hill. I am sure you know what he is implying by that statement. Among mortals, being over the hill means over thirty nine years of age. Once a human reaches fourty, they are no longer considered fun to train. So do you want this Devil Mouse? You narrowed the list down to him. He is willing as long as you are a teenager."

            Baxter said, "I'll give him a try as long as he wasn't lying to his union. I do want someone like him and Masya, but since I cannot have Masya without pissing off Warneeri, then Basil will have to be it. How do we make this official?"

            Purehorn smiled. "I didn't tell the union that you were the one making the inquiries, Baxter. To make this official, he has to be present and then you have to let him drink some of your blood and you have to drink some of his blood; then you both recite the oath. That's it."

            End of Chapter 06

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