Chapter Three: The Eruption.
Maverick then continued for his human friend. "I got out of the other clothes and quickly suited up in the new outfit. But then Sheriff Terror-Bull came over and looked at me and he said that there was something missing. And that's when he brought out the official territory C.O.W.-Boy Hat and put it on my head. Yep, I'm wearing it now. He said that I looked official. Then came the official publicity shot picture. Cody and I were up front and the Mighty Ducks were on the behind left and the Moo Mesa cast were on the behind right. We posed for the picture and the flash powder went off. Then came the huge birthday cake and a gift from Wildwing himself. A custom made Puck Blaster just for me. He said that the C.O.W.-Boys would teach me how to use a gun, so I might as well have the team gun to go with the package. He even had a belt and holster made for it that was done Wild West style. Yup, I'm wearing that too."
"The next fiasco with cameras occurred when I hit puberty. Gods, the powers must have hated me when mom and dad decided to make me back then. I had been out with Terror-Bull, Dakota Dude, and the official Moo Mesa filming crew. They were polite enough not to aim the cameras at me. They had heard my story and they had promised not to do that to me. And they never broke their word until... my internal clock erupted. They say when your puberty hits, your old life ends and your new one begins. How I wished that someone else was going through what happened to me. Terror-Bull and Dakota Dude were reciting their lines without fail and suddenly, an explosion went off with me directly in the center of the blast. I was on the ground immediately and worse, I was on fire as if I had a meteorite crash into me. There was even a crater. Worse, it seemed that I had transformed into a Puckworldian duck like the rest of the Mighty Ducks."
"Emergency services were then called in and I became the biggest news story to hit the Mesa in ages. Damned press wouldn't stay away. They kept sneaking in to get pictures of me while I was in agony. A few of them got too close and I found ways to 'share' my agony with them. Lord Albert called in Doctor Warner and Doctor Tennyson, and they learned through a few tests that I was a mutant and my power was Elemental Aberration. Meaning that I would have control over the forces of Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Light, Shadow, Law, Chaos, and Unity. Yeah, the Fan Digimon A.C. elements. Except... I wasn't a Digimon. My father, whom was a script writer for Darkwing Duck, promised me that he would get Professor Xavier of the X-Men to help me and good old dad was true to his word."
"I spent nearly a year with the X-Men. I wasn't the first non-human they ever had in their school. Thing is, I wouldn't wear the team uniform; they would always find me wearing my C.O.W.-Boy outfit. So they eventually let me wear it. No sense arguing with someone who can control the elements muck like Ororo Storm can."
"When my training with them ended, Wildwing offered me a spot on their TV series. I said no. When he asked why not, I power punched him in the face and walked off. He never asked me about it again. I felt bad that I struck him but he asked the one thing that made me mad. When Dad tried to casually ask me if I ever thought about patrolling Cape Canard with Darkwing Duck, I again said no. He started to ask why not and I balled up my fist. He shut up fast. Plus my fist had element power arcs cascading around it. Then one of the producers at Moo Mesa offered me a different kind of TV series job. I was about to say no, but he quickly said the magic words... you don't even have to be in front of the cameras. That got my attention and I asked for more info."
"Some time later, I was behind the scenes working with the set coordinator as a repair specialist in training. All I had to do was help set up the props and repair things that got broken. It was an easy as cake job. I excelled at that. The only bad part was that now that I was working in the industry, the producers all had immediate access to my work area. And they kept showing up to pitch TV show ideas at me. That's when I developed my alter ego. The other side of me that didn't take guff from no producer and it was easy to do, too. My mutant power would help provide the transformation and I could even summon elemental steeds with the power. In a stupid sort of way, I was becoming the new age anime version of Darkwing Duck. But that was okay. As long as it got me out of the way... especially away from camera fuckers."
He then lifted his head with a sly smile. "However... you are the only one whom I don't mind taking pictures of me. You are polite about it; you have one of those new camcorders. No flash and it has a zoom lens and everything. You are one nice young man; you are the only one who has my permission to take my picture. Everyone else gets clobbered."
Wheeler smiled in return. "And they deserve it, too. Imagine their nerve to think they can do anything without your permission. Are you still planning on getting that new rodeo station down in QC Texas?"
Maverick smiled as well. "Marshal Moo and the rest of the Moo Mesa cast are migrating to Stampede City in QC Texas to film their shows there. Since it was a Moo Mesa producers' idea for me to get the job I currently have, they have offered me a job working for them down there. And you know, I really want to go join them. I might even break out of my no filming me fear and be in their series, if they let me. The special effects I can do is certainly special, to say the least. Are you still wanting to come with me, Wheeler?"
The young man smiled at the duck from across the table. "You know I do. Ever since you saved my life, I feel I still owe you enough to stay near your side no matter what. Do you think Moo will like me?"
"If he doesn't," started Maverick with a grin. "then I will give him a leather chaps power wedgie."
Wheeler smirked. "You wouldn't really do that to him, would you?"
Maverick shook his head. "No, I love him too much. Not to mention, Dakota Dude might whup my rear end for trying it."
Wheeler ate some more of his food before asking, "Are Dakota and Hardwing really the same size? They don't look it in their shows."
"Special effects to offset their true sizes," replied the C.O.W.-Boy duck. "You will learn how to make that work if you want to improve your filming technique in the industry."
Wheeler smiled again. "As long as you are around to point things out to me, I can't go wrong."
End of Chapter Three
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