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    [CAMP-03] JAQ-01 The Idiot Dance

    After graduating High School, Justin Quincy wins the famed Sponsor a Prince contest and heads to CAMP World to live with his new sponsors in Jackland Groves within the Orlando region of animated Florida. When he learns of a species rally in the local area between the rabbits and the donkeys, he gets involved to help regulate the activities down to a safe and civilized understanding.

    Jackland Groves (Orlando) - Camp World

    [CAMP-03] JAQ-01 The Idiot Dance.
    By Darrel Vanwinkle (Lord Pouchlaw)
    06/28/2020


    Chapter 01

    Cartoon Anime Motion Picture [CAMP] World

    "Thinking about planning a family vacation but the prices are out of this world? Why not go camping instead and save money at the same time? Welcome to Camp World, the mecca for Cartoons, Anime and Motion Picture stars and their families. Now you can visit the actual locales you would normally only see in television shows while enjoying an affordable vacation at the same time. Ask our Realtors about our real estate program for purchasing permanent vacation and retirement residences on planet. Accept no imitations! Only authorized Camp Realtors should be spoken to when planning to acquire a local home. Our prices will make you think you went back in time to the golden age of cartoons and anime when television was worth watching. Camp World is now open. For more information, visit our web site at the following address or call one of our Camp Realtors at the following toll free numbers."


    Luck, Wisconsin; Planet Earth

    On an evening broadcast over one of Wisconsin's provided networks, Lord Purzo and Mr. Pink (the Pink Panther) sat with the interviewer in regards to the most recent Sponsor a Prince contest. "And you say that the Wisconsin version of the contest only had fifty entries this year. I recall a time when nearly everyone jumped on board for this contest. Back when this contest was on QC Planet, in my younger days, while I didn't win the big prize, I did get a home visit from my favorite cartoon star as well as a fan-lovers ultimate collection of the toys, games, and the complete series on DVD. My mother took several pictures of me with Rainbow Brite and Starlite. It is a crying shame that today's youth don't enjoy the little things in life as we used to. Lord Purzo, you said you would be announcing the winner this evening. Let us start with the runners up and do the big winner last."

    Lord Purzo said, "Since only fifty entered the state contest this year, we are choosing to award prizes a little differently. Regardless of the prizes, all entrants and their families will receive a free weekend vacation on CAMP World redeemable at any time. For the thirty-nine third prize winners, we have combined the normal third and fourth place prizes. This will equal out to an autographed poster of your favorite toon as well as the full body costume for masquerade balls and Halloween outings. The names of those whom won this prize level are as follows along with their photos that they sent in. If you see your face and/or name, then congratulations for your participation." And the list was recited off as the pictures of the teenagers, their names and their home towns scrolled across the screen.

    Lord Purzo then continued. "The following ten second prize winners will get the weekend visit in their own home from their favorite animated star or stars along with the prize package that you mentioned earlier. I must also note at this time that the boy whom named me as his favorite CAMP World star... I sadly do not have any toys or games based upon my life. I do have some home videos from my youth when I was growing up, but I normally don't give those out. As for rubbing my body fur as often as I will allow, that is hardly appropriate for this contest. I also do not qualify as a sponsor parent. But that boy will get a weekend visit from me. And now here are the second prize winners along with a picture of their favorite star. If you parents want to have a talk with your child over some of these choices, we can permit you that and visit the weekend following."

    And that shorter list was then shown one set at a time. Real contest winner and favorite star.

    The interviewer then said at the end of this list. "I just got a signal from the station manager that we now have to cut away for these commercials. But when we return, the name of the big winner. Stay tuned..." And then the commercials began.

    Within the home next door to the Quincy family, Justin Quincy, whom had his window open in his home's own room so he could hear the winning name for the contest, overheard the neighbor's father say, "Stretching out the wait time for the big winner is the exact reason why people lost interest in this contest. Just tell the fucking name so we can get this SHIT off of my TV. If you pre-empt Wheel of Fortune for this shit, you will need fortune from when I murder you."

    Justin just slyly smiled. He knew the neighbor was like a real life version of Yosemite Sam and his evening time was precious to him.

    "And we are back... seemingly just in time. The station manager just got a bunch of death threats from adults in the out-lying areas. And now before we announce the big winner, we are going to showcase past winners for Wisconsin since the revised contest began. Prepare for a trip down memory lane and-" A shotgun blast went off which disabled the flashback computer! Standing to one side was an angry farmer and his wife. The farmer was still holding the still smoking rifle. "JUST GET ON WITH IT OR YOU ARE NEXT!"

    The Pink Panther then stood up and said, "I tried to warn you people. This is the exact reason why people don't want to enter this contest anymore. You are turning this into an agonizing circus to make entrants upset and you are wasting the citizens time. If you want us to ban your state from this contest, then you are doing the right thing."

    Lord Purzo said, "A shotgun blast is minor compared to what citizens did over in Connecticut recently in regards to this contest; the TV station is being rebuilt at a new location after the locals drove an armored tank right into the middle of their studios and started firing off their cannon. Apparently the media find this sort of thing funny. The citizens are tired of this. Wheel of Fortune will air on time whether we give the winning name or not. From the small dairy community of Luck is the big prize winner of-"

    "WHEEL OF FORTUNE! Take a look at tonight's beautiful prizes!"

    Justin closed his window at that point as he settled down into his bed. He couldn't complain too much; their Amish family got by pretty well. Someone in town won and that was the Good Lord's call, not his. He had chores to do in the morning.

    People were calling the radio stations and the TV stations in order to learn whom in Luck had won the big prize. Luck was near an Amish community and everyone was curious.

    The Pink Panther walked into the sheriff's office in Luck and he spoke to the sheriff about the whereabouts of Justin Axel Quincy.

    End of Chapter 01

    #2
    Chapter 02

    The next morning, The sandy brown haired brown eyed Amish young man got up before the dawn, got dressed, and he headed out to get his morning chores started. It was while he was pitching hay for the cows that he suddenly heard a voice just behind his right hand side.

    "Congratulations, Jack. You won."

    When Justin turned to look at the person speaking to him, he nearly jumped behind the family bull when he saw whom was standing there.

    Lucifer, the Devil himself, dressed stylishly in his full devilish identity smiled. "Surely you are not afraid of me, Jack. You will soon be on your way to CAMP World. There is something going on in Jackland Groves where you were planning to go if you won... And as odd as this will sound coming from me... I want you to stop it. The Good Lord is busy with the Second Coming and he doesn't have time to look into this, so... I told him that I would find someone to send in to deal with this. I did not arrange for you to win, but since you have, you are the lucky messenger of god whom gets this mission. Should you succeed, I will speak to you again afterward. And remember, when I appear, only you, angels, and other devils will be able to see and hear me. And you might want to clean your shoes before the Pink Panther gets here. You jumped into a pile of bullshit." And he was gone.

    Later that morning after he had cleaned his shoes and he had finished his chores, he was seated at the breakfast table with his parents where upon he explained to them of his encounter with Lucifer within their own cow barn and what the old devil said, in detail. "If Mr. Pink does not show up, then it is back to business as usual as we try to find the Good Lord's way to retain the farm from the GMO corporate land grabbers. They already made most of our neighbors move away from here."

    His father said, "Did you have to enter that contest, son?"

    Justin replied, "When mother gave me permission to do something on my birthday that would make me happy for the day, that was the only thing I had seen that looked different. When I filled out the entry, my thoughts were that they would turn a blind eye to our plight as so many other wealthy people often do. I never considered for a moment that I would win. In the Tell Us Something Going on in Your Family's Life section, I detailed what the GMO Corporate land grabbers were doing in our area. I also mentioned that we were Amish. I figured by saying that last part, there would be no way in Heaven that I would ever win a princely contest. But then Lucifer said that I had won and that he had nothing to do with my winning."

    His mother then said, "The local sheriff can tell us whom really won, Justin. And then we can forget this nonsense."

    At that moment, there came the knock on their front door. When Mr. Quincy opened the door and saw the Sheriff, the local media, the Pink Panther, Lord Purzo, and a selection of Zamak Corp employees just behind them, he was at a loss for words.

    The Sheriff said, "Justin? Come on out here. You won the Sponsor a Prince contest." So much for forgetting this nonsense!

    Justin grabbed his hat and his coat and once dressed properly for an Amish gentleman, he headed outside to meet with those gathered there.

    The representative of Zamak Corp spoke to the Quincy family as a whole. "When we at Zamak Corp learned what these GMO companies were doing to you nice folk, we chose to come out with Mr. Pink to help you to preserve your family land. The land grabbers will shat themselves when they see our logo and our people guarding your lands."

    Purzo and the Pink Panther shook Justin's hand while the media recorded the moment on TV and for the newspapers.

    Then came the packing of Justin's belongings for the upcoming sponsor move. It didn't seem like that he owned a lot; his clothes were all in black and white, and he had his own copy of the bible to keep close to himself. His work boots were also in black. All in all, packing his belongings only took ten minutes.

    Leaving the authorities and the media to deal with the GMO companies, the Pink Panther and Purzo took Justin off to the CAMP World Transportal for his date with Jackland Groves.

    Jackland Groves (Orlando) - Camp World
    Shared Sponsor Home of Raja Jan Mangu (Geo Films and Talisman Studios) and Captain Bucky O'Hare (Larry Hama and Michael Golden; Continuity Comics(defunct))


    Justin was escorted into his new bedroom by Lord Purzo whom said to him, "The mayor of Jackland Grove, Jan Mangu, is one of your sponsors. We told him that today was the day you would be moving in. Your other sponsor, Bucky O'Hare is tending to his crew aboard his star ship. He will check in tonight to greet you properly. Bucky helps the local law enforcement; a far better cry than his former occupation, in my own humble opinion."

    Justin smiled at the white furred Cat Lord as he replied, "My birth name is Justin Axel Quincy, but my friends usually refer to me as Jack which I permit since my initials spell that word and name easily. JAQ equals Jack."

    Purzo said, "Are you sure you will be okay in the land of donkeys and rabbits?"

    Justin smiled. "I will be fine, Purzo. Just make sure my parents survive the land grabbers and I will do my best to fit in here."

    Purzo smiled as he set the rest of Justin's bags down on the floor next to the bed. "I have work to do back in Founder Central. Paperwork and reports to update. I would give you my phone number so you could call me, but since you don't have a cellphone, I will refrain from bothering you with that. Take care, Jack." And Purzo headed back to base.

    End of Chapter 02

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      #3
      Chapter 03

      While Justin had the back patio doors to his bedroom open to let in some Animated Florida air, which included the smells of apples and oranges from the groves as well as carrots from the gardens, a teenage donkey jack and a teenage rabbit came into the yard from their own area and looked through his open doorway. "You must be the new Sponsor boy we have been hearing about," said the rabbit. "I am surprised you chose Jackland Groves what with the recent issue going on," said the donkey.

      Justin said, "I'm Justin Axel Quincy, but my good friends call me Jack as it is how the abbreviation of my initials sound when pronounced. I am Amish by birth."

      The rabbit said, "I am Autumnpaw, but my family allows me to shorten that to Auty."

      The donkey said, "And I am Donald, and like his family, I am allowed to shorten my name to Donny so I am not confused with Donald Duck. And you will likely end up naked by association regardless of religion. Almost no locals wear any clothes in Jackland Groves except for the ruling officials and law enforcement officer."

      Justin then asked, "I was told that there was something going on locally down here, but my source didn't tell me what. Since you both know about it, how about filling me in? I had already chosen Jackland Groves before I knew about the issue."

      Auty said, "A couple of our friends moved out of their parents houses and live on their own. This alone would be okay but not long after they did this, they started an inter-species romance between each other and again, this would normally be permitted as long as they kept the activities within their home. But they have been bringing the activities out into the public where they work in the groves and it is angering the local grove workers. The whole area is on the verge of a huge uproar unless something can be done about this. Worse, aside from the kissing in public, they are fornicating behind the berry bushes where anyone could come upon them during the work day."

      Donny said, "Before they moved into that house, they never once thought about doing such things in public. But not long after the move, they were nearly plastered together all the time. They used to converse with us daily before they moved into that house, now, unless we lift our tails and show a hard on, they won't talk to us at all."

      Justin grabbed his bible and his hat as he said, "Show me where this house of sodomy is located."

      Auty said, "You are the sponsor boy; we could get in trouble for taking you there."

      Donny stated, "Keep your clothes on and they won't have anything to do with you. Follow me." And he began leading the young man off through the neighborhood with Auty following them. When they arrived at a property whose yard screamed haunted house, Donny said, "This is the place."

      Justin, remembering what his grandfather had done one time back when he had lived, held his bible aloft in one hand as he stepped toward the property as he recited something religious. "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me to lie down in green pastures; He leads me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness. For His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; You anoint my head with oil; My cup runs over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; And I will dwell in the house of the Lord Forever." And as he reached one wall of the house, he touched his bible to it and shouted, "BEGONE FOUL DEMONS OF EVIL! RELEASE THE INNOCENTS!" And in doing this last action, the entire building glowed and pulsed as if it were in pain seconds before it exploded, sending debris all over the property. Justin found himself out near the curb in the hands of Auty and Donny. Local law enforcement were beginning to arrive on the scene as was the local media. As the smoke cleared, there in the destruction of the house stood a monstrous demonic-looking donkey-rabbit creature with demonic horns and glowing red cloven hoofs. It roared at Justin primarily for it was he whom forced it to reveal himself. Auty and Donny helped Justin to his feet and then the young Amish youth with bible in hand began to chant the Lords Prayer.

      "Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. [For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.] Amen."

      Justin then shouted, "As the Good Lord has found thee out, begone with thee back to the foul pits from which thy came! Begone in the name of the Good Lord!"

      And the gigantic demon roared as the ground opened beneath the demon's hoofs and he fell down the one-way pit returning to the Abyss. And then the hole closed becoming exactly as it had been before the challenge had occurred.

      Justin lowered his bible and said, "Grandfather always made that look so easy."

      Directly to one side, clearly unseen by the locals, a goat man in a business suit appeared and he said, "Good job, Jack. I only approve of my own people being on the surface world. That demon had no permission nor a Visa to be here. We will be in touch later. For now, enjoy the aftermath of being a hero. Until next time." And Lucifer vanished again.

      And then the locals came over and they were shaking Justin's hand.

      Emergency services then arrived along with two local priests, one of each species, and they began to sanctify the land as the doctors looked for injured people. Amidst the rubble of the house, the two lover victims were found unconscious. The priests then laid a blessing over each youth before backing off to finish blessing the land. After completing that task, they approached Justin and greeted him properly. "It is not common for an Amish to be in Jackland. But we thank you for finding this evil source before it disrupted lives in our community. Your sponsors are surely to be pleased with your actions within our fair community. However, you should see to a tailor to get your fine clothes mended. They were damaged when you forced the demon to reveal himself."

      End of Chapter 03

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        #4
        Chapter 04

        That night back at the home he was assigned to, Auty and Donny had spent the afternoon with Justin and when the mayor of Jackland Grove, Jan Mangu, along with local law enforcement officer, Captain Bucky O'Hare walked into the home with party food and dinner supplies, Jan said, "Looks like our Sponsor boy made some decent friends, Bucky."

        After putting the food supplies on the kitchen counter, Bucky walked over to Justin and gave him a fond hug. "Thanks for choosing our home to live in, Justin. Since I was busy elsewhere today, I missed your playing the hero and finding out why the two love birds were acting inappropriately."

        Justin hugged the green rabbit in return. "I was just doing the Good Lord's work, Bucky. So do I call you mom or dad? The Sponsor a Prince rules said that one of you was one thing and the other was the other."

        Bucky grinned as his eyes sparkled as they often did in his TV show. "The Mayor is your dad while I get to be the mom. Earlier, I allowed my crew aboard the Righteous Indignation to tease me to get it out of their system that I was the Sponsor mom. Willy said that it was an honor that I could play the role to a nice boy from Earth. So I win."

        Jan Mangu, after putting the groceries away, walked over and he also hugged the Amish boy. "The local priests told me how you forced a demon to reveal itself and then how you banished it back to the Abyss. The priests told me that they hope you stay in our area for a long time. As for the two victims, word is that they are recovering nicely. They don't remember being sexual toward each other in private nor in public. They want to personally thank you later for saving them from the Hell that the demon had them trapped in."

        Justin said, "I am used to getting up before dawn and doing the morning chores. Now that I am living here, I didn't see any chore like arrangements on the property, so what should I do in the meantime?"

        Bucky replied, "Correct me if I am wrong in thinking this, but without chores until the official time to go out to the groves and helping the others, perhaps you should do bible studies in the early morning hours. Otherwise, Deadeye and Binky were wondering if our sponsor boy would be useful in doing chores aboard our ship and when I tried to explain that you were Amish, Deadeye had that totally lost look on his beak until Jenny explained what being Amish meant to the duck. Bruce said that you simply needed to man up and adjust to local life and be like the rest of us. But that is not our intention, Justin. We want you to be yourself and take your time to fit in. You are already a local hero."

        Justin smiled. "Maybe I can adjust better by spending time with more locals my own age. Auty and Donny have been very nice to me. But I do need to warn you... The Devil, or rather, Lucifer, has been appearing to speak to me every once in a while as he tells me about events that the Good Lord would like done in the local area. He was the one whom had originally told me that an issue event was occurring in your zone even before I moved in. He said that only angels, gods, and other devils could even see him when he would come to tell me things. Before I won this contest, I never saw him at all. Now he pops up nearly all the time."

        Bucky and Jan both arched an eye at this news. "Perhaps we should inform Founder Core of this information. One of their members is a Celestial sun goddess. But in the meantime, as long as he isn't destroying all of your clothes nor changing you one-way into a local, then perhaps we should permit him to continue to play messenger for you."

        Jan said, "He told you of an issue the locals were about to get unruly over and you fixed the problem and got to be a hero in the exchange. But still, I have to wonder what his real angle is in having you do these things."

        Bucky then said, "Why don't you head into our bathroom and get cleaned up for dinner? Auty and Donny can help you in there since you are getting along with the two so well. Jan and I will get dinner ready."

        Justin took Auty and Donny with him into the bathroom where he began to disrobe for his evening bath. It was while he was disrobing and filling the tub with water, he eventually noticed in the mirror the goat man, Lucifer, standing in the reflection of the bathroom.

        Lucifer said, "Not what I was expecting to see, but I suppose it has been a long day, Jack. I know you are giving Auty a hard on and Donny is trying not to pop a boner. You really shouldn't have mentioned me to your sponsors. But they took it well and no one is crying for mercy. Lady Amaterasu already knows that I am on the planet; I told Founder Core about my mission myself. Therefore, I have permission to be here. Never forget this information, Jack. Having permission in most situations will get you out a lot of trouble later. Now for the real information... I just learned that the demons are not happy that you revealed their activities in Jackland Groves. You got rid of one; there are five more lurking out there. They will all be in disguise so do be careful. They are the type to transform you against your will into something with hoofs, long ears and a tail. And when they do it, they will make you rip out of your clothes. As long as you keep your bible near you, you will remain safe. Your sponsor home is a safe haven versus the demons. The Good Lord has instructed me to convey thanks for your banishing the first demon. As usual, we will be in touch. Enjoy the welcome party and sweets tonight after dinner. I might snatch a slice of cake for myself. It smells so delicious. Enjoy your bath, Jack; damned what a nice body you have under those black clothes. Later." And his image vanished.

        Donny said, "CAMP to Jack! You got so quiet just then. Are you okay?"

        Justin said, "Lucifer delivered me another message. He appeared in the reflection of the mirror. He said that there were five more demons around Jackland Groves that are all angry with me that I got rid of their brother. He said that the remaining ones would all be in disguise and that they are the types whom like to transform their victims with rippy da clothes transformations. But he said that the sponsor home was a safe haven. Well, I need to get my bath done, guys. Auty... I am sorry if I am turning you on. Want to take a bath with me? The offer is open to you as well, Donny."

        Auty grinned. "Our parents would likely be impressed if Donny and I came home clean for a change. So I accept your invitation."

        Donny stepped into the tub himself when Auty did. "I am really glad we made friends with you, Jack. Thanks again."

        End of Chapter 04

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          #5
          Chapter 05

          Some of the exploratory touching that occurred in the bath tub between Auty and Justin was unexpected, but the human boy wasn't put off by it since it didn't enter the sexual and unacceptable realm of going against the tenets. Donny wasn't as brave as Auty chose to be, he simply used the shampoo and cleanser while he only touched the boy to lather up the boy's wet hair to help clean it. At one point, all three boys were covered in cleansing suds and shampoo. Of course using a product not tested on humans was sure to have unusual side effects for a young human getting bathed with the stuff.

          Eventually, Justin was rinsing the suds off of his body when he made a horrifying discovery as an entire portion of his head hair slid right off of his head in his hands. "Guys! This stuff is making me bald! I don't want to think of you guys without your fur!"

          Auty looked at the young man before checking himself only to find his fur also sliding off of his own body as well. "Its doing it to me as well! Are you okay back there, Donny?"

          Donny sighed as he noted what they had unintentionally had done. "We accidentally mixed hair removal fluids with a tonic used to treat mange. The result removes unwanted infected hair or fur and over the course of the next few hours, we grow a brand new coat of luxuriously sexy fur and or manes, in my case. But donkeys and rabbits are fine with this... humans are not prepared for something like this. We might have to call Warner and Tennyson. Jack will have trouble wearing his clothes if he is covered in a full body of fur like we are used to having. I remember that Bucky O'Hare did this to himself one time and he ended up bald for about four hours. Then his fur coat regrew in a luxurious manner which made even Jenny horny for him. Even Deadeye wanted to mate with the bunny."

          Auty called out, "Bucky! Jan! Call Doctor Warner and Doctor Tennyson! We accidentally used that combination of cleansing fluids that Bucky accidentally did to himself one time! Justin is bald and so are we!"

          Moments later with Bucky and Jan staying out of the way, Auty, Donny and Justin were standing naked on a sheet of fiberglass woven plastic in the middle of the living room floor as Warner, Tennyson, and what appeared to be a floating devil mouse in a gaming jacket examined the three boys. The mouse said, "I am detecting local body oils all over the human victim, Tennyson. That shouldn't be normal. His own human body oils are barely present at all."

          Tennyson said, "Someone fetch me the bottle this chemical came from from the bathroom, please."

          Bucky put on his work gloves and went into the bathroom and using a paper towel, he picked up the bottle and he brought it back out to Tennyson. "This is the stuff sir."

          Yakko did a chemical analysis of the fluids before he made a statement. "This bottle contains Bucky's personal body oils mixed with some sort of medical fur removal and restoration compound. It is keyed to remove hare mange, dead skin and loose fur particles before activating a regrowth of fur all over the victim's body to restore what was lost. Since it was keyed to Bucky O'Hare, it would be safe to assume that it would not have any lasting effects on a donkey. So Donny might emerge from this with as few changes as possible. Auty will really end up super furry since he is a Lapine himself. As for Justin... we will have to monitor his hair and body to see what comes of this. If he starts growing body parts, then we may need to use an Imperial Decree Scroll on the boy to return him to how he was before the bath."

          Zecma looked at Justin and said, "If you came to Jackland Groves to get an adventure, you are certainly getting one now."

          Tennyson then asked an important question. "Did any of you get any of this stuff in your muzzles or mouths?"

          Auty shook his head making his naked ears flop as he did so. Donny did the same although he still had muscular control in his ears so they didn't flop around.

          Justin said, "I got some of the rinsing water in my mouth when I was showering the suds off of my head and body, so some of this stuff could have gotten into my mouth, but it didn't taste like it did. Although I could definitely smell Bucky as if he was in the bath with us at that point."

          Tennyson asked, "Did you swallow it or spit it out?"

          Justin said, "I think I spit it out but as you know with all humans, residue remains after a spit and I could have swallowed the residue."

          Tennyson looked to Zecma. "Use the scroll, Zecma. If we wait four hours, he will be the same species as Bucky rather than being a human at the end."

          Justin muttered, "An Amish Hare... who would have thought it?"

          Zecma was already preparing the Imperial Decree Scroll and just as he worded what he thought was the right thing to ask for and he tried to activate the scroll, there came a blast which threw everyone away from the spot where Justin was standing although it did nothing to him. He saw the flash of light but aside from that, he was still standing.

          "What just happened, guys?!" asked Justin as he started checking on the others laying on the floor in different areas.

          At that moment, Lucifer appeared in the room in a safe area and he was trying not to laugh. "Oh that was so classic! I almost wish I would have thought of that myself!"

          Justin nearly growled at the goat man. "What happened, Lucifer? Zecma was trying to undo the chemical that I swallowed."

          Lucifer said, "Since Zecma can detect me, he will realize this the moment I say it. When you were born, the priest laid a blessing on you. Thus devil magic has no effect on you."

          End of Chapter 05

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            #6
            Chapter 06

            Lucifer then continued. "Neither does any Planar power or magic. You are exempt from all magic. You are stuck with this all because a human priest laid this protection on you when you were born. And now for the cursing..."

            And true to form, Zecma was growling things that could not be deciphered since he was choosing to say them in a lost Underworld language. Then in English, he said, "Well, that's it. You are stuck. When you change, no one magical can undo it. Although... a colleague of mine who isn't an Underworlder might be able to craft you something to help keep you human part of the time. When he does it, clothing will make the change when you transform. I know you weren't aiming to have this happen, Jack. But the given solutions are pretty slim at the moment. Even though Lucifer should have stopped me before I attempted that."

            Lucifer replied innocently, "I didn't know what had been done until after the explosion when I read his aura. A stupid priest laid a blessing on this boy without the parents permission. And as he aged, the blessing got more powerful. Magical restoration is no longer possible. Just as cursing, demon spells and other planar attacks will have no effect upon this boy. No wonder the Good Lord wanted Jack to handle the South like this. He should have told me! And now the one thing he didn't count on has happened and his agent is about to become an anthropomorphic Amish toon hare."

            Zecma arched an eye. "He's Amish? Its a wonder we weren't killed when I attempted that. Council will be laughing their asses off."

            Donny quietly muttered, "This is all my fault. If I hadn't grabbed the wrong bottle off of the bathroom shelf, then this wouldn't have happened."

            Justin then picked up Zecma in his hands and said, "That's the solution, Zecma... Instead of using the scroll on me, use it to make sure Donny grabbed the actual shampoo instead."

            Zecma grinned. "Good thinking. And all the damages I just accidentally caused will be undone at the same time... although Lucifer and I will still remember this event."

            Justin then released Zecma just in case his protection had a radius effect.

            Zecma backed far away from Justin just in case. Getting blasted by holy protection once was never good. Twice was foolhardy. And then the effect was activated and the boys were instantly back in the bathroom finishing their rinsing and getting toweled off. Zecma then summoned the dangerous chemical bottle out of the bathroom and he placed it into protective storage in case Tennyson needed for something later. And then he teleported off to report this incident to Founder Core.

            Lucifer went back to being unseen. He wanted some of that cake.

            Having his Amish black clothes back on, Justin emerged from the bedroom where he hugged and kissed Jan, before he hugged and kissed Bucky. "We finished our bath without angering the Good Lord. Look at all this yummy delicious food. You two are the best sponsor parents in the world."

            Bucky said, "A heroic feast for a heroic boy. And we are happy to have you as our prince as well. Shall we eat?"

            The sponsor family and friends sat at the table and had a great dinner and then the party cake and drinks were served to one and all. Yes, Lucifer did manage to snag a slice of that cake for himself. They sang happy birthday to Jack even though his birthday was the previous month, they wanted him to feel like he was part of their family.

            That night after Auty and Donny went home to their own parents, Bucky pulled the blankets up over Justin and kissed him deeply on the mouth once again. "Sleep well, Jack. You can either help the guys in the grove tomorrow or spend the day with Deadeye, Bruce and Jenny aboard the Righteous Indignation. They do want to see you eventually."

            Justin smiled at Bucky as he pulled him down close and he returned the deep kiss on the Hare's muzzle. "Thanks for being a great sponsor parent, Bucky. Do you sleep with Jan or do you have separate beds?"

            Bucky grinned. "My butt isn't designed to take his tool, Jack. So we have separate beds. You and I could be safe, but you and Jan would lead to a hospital visit. Like me, you are not designed to take a donkey's shaft into your anus. Magic could make you be able to take it, but I like you as you are. Sleep well, Jack. If you want to see the ship in the morning, you can head out with me. Otherwise, Jan will take you to the groves to help the farmers. And I will warn you now, it can be long, hot and sweaty work out there. Your clothes will be soaked and may even call off of you."

            The green hare then departed the human boy's bedroom to let him sleep.

            After Bucky departed, Justin opened the window so he could get some air in his room while he slept.

            The leftover demons were not being idle that night. Word had traveled fast in the magical world about the Amish boy with the anti-magical protection and what the only thing was that could effect him. And then it seemed to grow stormy that night as rain began to fall all over Jackland Groves. One of the demons had summoned a copy of the dangerous chemical that Zecma had disposed of and let a few drops of the fluid fall into the boy's sleeping mouth as if the rain from outside had landed in his mouth instead. Once enough of the chemical was in the boy's system, the demon stayed long enough to watch the hare like features begin to transform the boy and then the demon departed to return to his own hidden lair. And over the course of the next few hours, Jack the animated silver-blue Amish Hare boy developed in his bed without a single pain nor clue. Lucifer had been reporting in to the Good Lord so he also missed this evil stunt.

            By morning, the rain had moved on and a light breeze was blowing in through Jack's window over his new silver-blue fur. He looked just like Bucky O'Hare save for the color.

            End of Chapter 06

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              #7
              Chapter 07

              When Jan looked in on Jack that morning and he saw what was laying in Justin's bed, he ran out to the phone to call Tennyson and Warner immediately. Bucky then noted Jan's concern as he then looked into Justin's room. "I don't understand. He was completely human when I last saw him before I left him so he could get some sleep."

              When Doctor Warner and Doctor Tennyson arrived, they were not alone; Founder Core and Zecma arrived with them. Zecma had just warned them of this boy's condition the night before and now this happened. The boy hadn't even been on planet for twenty-four hours and he was no longer human.

              After a brief examination, Yakko said, "He is suffering from chemical contamination. Had we been on QC Planet, I would have said Toonium. But since we are here on CAMP World, it seems like he swallowed some sort of medical fluids between when Bucky last saw him and this morning."

              Bucky then said, "I know it rained last night and Justin's window is currently open. But when I was in here last night, the window was closed. Jan and I heard it raining because we both made a comment on not wanting to get wet going to work this morning."

              When Lord Purzo came in, he was carrying a Space Master Life Video Disk which he set up for those gathered to watch. "I sequestered Justin's life video disk between last night and this morning. Space Master said that we are going to be angry when we see what happened."

              Albert Talbot commented, "Lately, when a real world human has an issue like this, we request the life video disks to see what caused a situation so we can see how to repair it. That way, what happened to Zecma doesn't happen to anyone else."

              Zecma stated, "Oh thank the lords. His blessed anti-magic protection is not to be experienced."

              Lady Amaterasu remarked, "King Kazma is having issues with evil sorcerers harassing his Taur Valley citizens where a human family is living. So he is not as exempt as he was hoping to be. They got in through a magical back door. But at least they are not Toonium based. He hates that stuff."

              Zecma said, "Oh Yes, The Thomas family. Ricky and Bert; nice people. I haven't been directly involved as yet, since the Justice Patrol and Dark Witch have been covering it."

              When they all watched the life video disk, Albert Talbot activated his communicator and he called Captain Rabbit and the All Stars. Soon after, Captain Rabbit and Eagle Lord; Timesheart Tiger and Lightstrike Cavanaugh; as well as Night the Superdog and Apollo the Wonder Dog arrived promptly to the Founder Core summons.

              Captain Rabbit said, "You made it sound serious, sir. Most of the team had the upcoming weekend off but we scrounged up the most important members whom were not involved in something. Lighty had thankfully just finished Walkies and Timesy completed his Trial and Era session. Harold and Damien were on a patrol together after Apollo disgusted Ace with another joke, so for the Bat Hound's benefit, we brought them with us."

              Albert Talbot then showed them the life disk video and explained what had been occurring behind everyone's backs.

              Apollo sniffed Justin's body and said, "I just noticed that with all the talking we've been doing, Justin hasn't awoken once. He is just laying in that bed as if he is in a coma. Plus, I am sensing one more thing... the so-called blessing you guys have been mentioning is not present on this hare body at all." And to prove what he was saying, Apollo laid his paw directly on Justin's bare furred chest.

              Everyone expecting a massive blast cringed as Apollo did that action, but as he said, there was no retribution at all.

              Apollo said, "I suspect that the blessing was laid upon his human body and now that he isn't human, the blessing is no longer there and the demonic power put him into a coma."

              Captain Rabbit said, "I have an idea; and I will help you to wash your paw afterward, Apollo. But think of the new joke you will be able to tell Ace later."

              Apollo said, "I'll do it; I don't hate Ace, but he leaves himself wide open when he's around me. What's the plan?"

              Captain Rabbit was glad that he was wearing gloves for this, but he remembered Damien's origin. Whenever any spell came too close to Apollo, it got sucked into his magical collar and became a learnable spell for him to use later. But apparently he couldn't penetrate fur. The victim had to have bare flesh exposed somewhere. And the only place Captain Rabbit could think of through experience that was that bare was a place that Night had done to him at one point and time while on a patrol. The blankets were pulled down off of Justin's furry body; Justin's body was rolled over to expose his fuzzy butt and then... Captain Rabbit while holding Apollo's paw, thrust the paw directly into Justin's tail hole. SPLUCK! Instantly, the demonic coma spell was removed and there came a blast that blew the fur backward over Apollo and Captain Rabbit, Although the good Captain was not thrown across the room as Zecma had been the previous night.

              "Whom destroyed my bedroom?" Justin asked as he was now obviously awake. "How did I get covered in fur? What's wrong with my face? Where is Lucifer when a person really needs him? If this is the Good Lord's idea of a punishment, then it isn't a funny one. How am I going to wear my Amish clothes with a body shaped like Bucky's?"

              Apollo whom was glad the Captain was still holding on to him said, "Well, he's awake now. But I still do not sense the blessing you guys mentioned. You mean the fur is still dampening it?" Amaterasu was brushing out her fur from where the blast had caused her to get the Zoinks look. "Apparently the blessing is only on his flesh and not on his hair or fur. And since he is now covered in fur, there is no blessing to deal with unless you do what you disgustingly did a moment ago. You animals are so disgusting." Justin sighed as he looked over his Bucky O'Hare like body slowly. "Now what do we do? I will have trouble functioning with a body this distracting. Auty and Donny will have a field day."

              End of Chapter 07

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                #8
                Chapter 08

                Purzo then asked Apollo. "Apollo? Check your learned spells list for today. We know you should have learned Incite Coma as a spell, but I suspect that you also learned another spell aside from that. Read off your list for the day, please."

                Apollo closed his eyes as if to look at an unseen spell book as he began quoting, "For this day of" And he mentioned that day's date. "Advanced Flight from this morning; I tried to warn the magical hero not to fly too close to me; Eye of Vishnu; Doctor Strange tried to cast that one while one of his legs was touching me; Incite Coma and Remove Coma; just as we suspected that I would learn; Holy Blessing and Remove Blessing... I wasn't expecting that one; and the last one on the list... oh thank the gods! Transformation! I've been wanting that one!"

                Purzo said, "Apollo? Is the blessing still on Justin?"

                Apollo kept his eyes closed as he focused on the boy turned silver-blue Hare. "No, it appears to be turned off at the moment. But as we talked about before, I cannot penetrate the fur. And I don't want to shove my clean paw up his butt again."

                Purzo said, "I happen to recall that the Transformation spell is accompanied by the Transformation Trigger add-on. As Captain Rabbit can testify to, without the trigger, he would stuck in his space pirate rabbit form and he does not want to be a space pirate. He likes being a hero."

                Captain Rabbit was in the process of non-magically summoning a tub of cleansing fluids for Apollo to clean his paws properly in. "And how, Purzo! Without that trigger, this is your new life, Justin. I am thankful I can resume being human. If it weren't for Apollo's magical protection that is more of a pain than a help, I could help him return to his human form. Some origins are personal piles of shit. I am not fully religious, so I can say shit if I want to. I have to deal with..." he pointed at Lighty. "...him."

                Lighty then said, "I said I was sorry, Cap. My Darshanian training makes me perform like my guardian father. It is ingrained into me to want to make sure a friend is okay. So when I see you walk away after a team meeting has gotten you upset, I want to make sure you are okay and not on the verge of joining evil's side one way."

                Purzo then cast the Define Trigger spell on Justin. And as had been mentioned before, no explosion aftermath. "Clever, you asshole demons. That might have taken Justin some time to figure out. But I think this should be streamlined so he isn't saying it by accident and leaving himself exposed. Hold still Justin. I am going to alter your transformation trigger. Thankfully you are not stuck in this body. However, I am going to do one more thing for you as well. Bucky? Go fetch me one of your old uniforms that you cannot wear anymore due your having grown out of that size."

                Bucky said, "On my way." And he headed out of the room.

                Purzo then began altering the trigger phrase for transforming the boy turned hare.

                Justin then asked, "What was the old trigger, Purzo?"

                Purzo said, "The demons had it set up so anytime you said any word that rhymed with 'air' outside of your safe haven, you would transform. But after you transformed back into the hare form for a sixth time, you would forever after be stuck that way for life. They set it so you would think you had a cool superhero power only to have it go away after you used it for the last time. The Transformation spell was set to deteriorate after five more uses, meaning you would be a hare six times as you got stuck at the end. And not just stuck the normal way either. Stuck for a thousand years. The length of a standard banishing."

                Justin looked as disgusted as Amaterasu had been. "I think you coined the phrase the right way, Purzo, after you said the word clever. No offense to Jan and Donny; they are nice donkeys. How long will it take you to fix this transformation?"

                Purzo said, "I am almost done. I am just waiting for Bucky to return with the smaller uniform, hopefully in your size; otherwise, I will have to magically alter it so it fits your current body. And while I am waiting, I need to dedicate your clothing so they are not destroyed every time you transform."

                Apollo said, "May I learn the Clothing Dedication spell, Purzo? Please...?"

                The magical white Persian Cat Lord smiled as he activated the spell within range of Apollo's collar and the spell got sucked in. Then Purzo focused on finishing up his task.

                Bucky then returned from his quarters with one of his old uniforms with cape, boots and gloves. "Here you go, Purzo. I don't know why you want this stuff for, but I cannot wear these anymore. But anything for Justin. I was really starting to enjoy having him around the house."

                Purzo then used a tape measure to take Justin's hare measurements and then he compared those measurements to the uniform and gear that Bucky had brought in. As Bucky watched, Purzo change the uniform's coloration from Red to Black and from Yellow to Light Black, kind of an off-black in a lighter tone. And then the magic was used to match the uniform up to Justin's hare body size. The uniform was then carefully placed on Justin's body making sure it was as secure as Bucky would have for his own uniform.

                Purzo then said to Justin, "I have altered your trigger phrase so you can either say it or mentally think it without a time limit. The phrase now goes, The Good Lord is There. I've made it so the change does not occur unless you say or think Good Lord along with the rhyming word. I've removed the safe haven limitation. I sadly could not remove the rhyming word portion, so adding in Good Lord makes it so Demons get sick when you say it. The uniform and clothes will make the change with you. When you change back to normal, you will initially be naked. Just put on your normal clothes and you will be good to go. I also added a pocket to your hare uniform for safely storing a copy of your bible."

                End of Chapter 08

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                  #9
                  Chapter 09

                  Once his black uniform, cape, gloves and boots were on his hare body, Justin stood up out of his bed, struck a pose and said, "The Good Lord is Everywhere!" Briefly, his surroundings changed to three giant holy crosses with himself standing in front of the largest cross. A gigantic bible with a black cover and gold lettering slid around from behind himself to hide him from view and when it slid back behind him, he was glowing head to foot as his hare ears and muzzle reverted to his former human likeness, as his cotton tail vanished back into his body. His big hare feet returned to their human size. And then a heavenly glow burst outward from his glowing outline as the scenery returned to normal and he crossed his heart and said, "Justin Axel Quincy! JAQ!"

                  Now that he was back to normal as a naked human, Lord Purzo handed him his Amish black clothes and white undergarments so he could get dressed. Amaterasu politely turned away although she often saw many naked people nearly every day. Albert Talbot petted on Purzo's head fur and said, "You deserve a promotion, Purzo." The white cat lord replied, "Aw... I just like this boy and I am glad to help him." Once Justin was back in his everyday clothes, Purzo handed him his bible and said, "Now shift back to Jacky O'Hare so we can make sure this worked correctly."

                  Justin arched an eye as Purzo said that name. "That sounds like a pretty decent name for the hare identity. Thanks Purzo. Here goes..."

                  Justin struck his pose with his bible held up toward the Heavens as he said, "The Good Lord is There!" Briefly, his surroundings changed to three giant holy crosses with himself standing in front of the largest cross. A gigantic bible with a black cover and gold lettering slid around from behind himself to hide him from view and when it slid back behind him, he was glowing head to foot as his hare ears and muzzle formed over human head, as his cotton tail appeared in the back. His big hare feet formed to replace his human feet. Then his black uniform appeared on his body along with his gloves, boots and cape. And then a heavenly glow burst outward from his glowing outline as the scenery returned to normal and he crossed his heart and he shouted, "Jacky O'Hare!"

                  Jacky then said, "Where is this pocket for my bible, Purzo?"

                  Purzo helped him to open the moisture-proof and puncture-proof black Velcro pocket in the front of his costume located over his abs. "I remembered that Amish clothes do not use buttons nor zippers so I thought that Velcro in black would be permissible. That's all right, isn't it?"

                  Jacky hugged Purzo just after placing his bible into the pocket. "It is fine, Purzo. Bad demons won't even know that I am carrying my bible on me if they don't see it in my paw-hands. Bucky? What do black uniforms in your home society usually mean?"

                  Bucky smiled as he was glad that Justin wasn't put off by this whole situation. "Back on Planet Warren, a black uniform is either High Security or High Priest. Lower security and lower priests wear white. If you want to be official in our Aniverse society, there are some forms you will need to sign. All standard procedure in truth. Thanks for not hating us for this accident happening to you."

                  Jacky went over and he hugged Bucky and gave him a kiss on the side of his cheek muzzle. "You're my sponsor parent, Bucky. I cannot hate you. I'm just glad you had a smaller uniform for Purzo to modify. Would you still like me to spend the day with you at the Righteous Indignation?"

                  Bucky blushed as he hugged his boy in return. "The paperwork is back at the ship, so you would have to go there anyway. Jenny is sure to love this. Deadeye wanted to meet the human you at the least. Willie turned out to be such a nice boy, the gunner duck is ready for another human."

                  Jacky smiled as he said, "Good Lord There." And with a quick flash, he was instantly back in his human form. "Lets have breakfast and then we can head over to the Righteous Indignation where we can show Jenny and Deadeye what I can do."

                  Bucky said, "You didn't watch many cartoons back home in Luck, did you?"

                  Justin replied, "Our next door neighbor, a real world human version of Yosemite Sam, often had his TV on and occasionally your TV show was on just before the evening news. So I got to see you in action if I was lucky enough to be at my bedroom window as he watched TV in the evenings. His downtime after a hard day of work was important to him."

                  Then Captain Rabbit placed a holy cross necklace around Justin's neck as he said, "Since standard communicators are likely too high tech for your people, Justin. I have placed a miniature comm unit into this holy cross and if you need quick help, either tap the cross just under your shirt or say Purzo's name and the comm unit will activate. This will allow you to call Founder Core or other heroes in case the demons try to get the upper claw again. We need to get going now; we have patrols back up North to resume. And remember... always be an Amazing Friend!" He saluted Justin as he took Eagle Lord and the Hero dogs with him.

                  Timesheart Tiger said, "And remember kids, There's always time for caring unless you're a bleeping demon or producer. They only care about stealing your soul or taking your money."

                  Lighty laughed as he and the Tiger hopped the rainbow beam and transported out of the South.

                  Purzo hugged Justin and said, "I still like you, Jack. Founder Core and I along with the doctors need to get back to work now. Call me if you really need me. I will answer."

                  Once the remaining morning visitors departed, Jan and Bucky took Justin into the kitchen where they had a nice breakfast. Jan said, "I have to go in to the office this morning, guys. I am glad you are going to be with Bucky, Justin. Auty and Donny are okay, but if you hang out with them too often, you may forget that you are Amish and start acting like the locals without realizing that you are doing it. And we like you exact as you are. It adds variety into our lives." And then the three finished up their meals and Jan went to get cleaned up for his trip to City Hall in Jackland Groves. Justin and Bucky repaired Justin's bedroom and then they made preparations to head to Bucky's ship.

                  End of Chapter 09

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