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    [CAMP-01] BFA-12 Stealth and Chocolate

    Freedom Forest - Camp World

    [CAMP-01] BFA-12 Stealth and Chocolate
    By Darrel Vanwinkle (Lord Pouchlaw)

    Chapter 01

    Cartoon Anime Motion Picture [CAMP] World

    "Thinking about planning a family vacation but the prices are out of this world? Why not go camping instead and save money at the same time? Welcome to Camp World, the mecca for Cartoons, Anime and Motion Picture stars and their families. Now you can visit the actual locales you would normally only see in television shows while enjoying an affordable vacation at the same time. Ask our Realtors about our real estate program for purchasing permanent vacation and retirement residences on planet. Accept no imitations! Only authorized Camp Realtors should be spoken to when planning to acquire a local home. Our prices will make you think you went back in time to the golden age of cartoons and anime when television was worth watching. Camp World is opening soon. For more information, visit our web site at the following address or call one of our Camp Realtors at the following toll free numbers."

    Upon the new North American continent, the East coast from North to South consisted of Coolsville which was a port town in Maine, Bunny Town which enveloped the Boston, Massachusetts area, The Consortium of Magic was stationed in Salem, Massachusetts, Christmas Junction which resided in the Hartford, Connecticut zone, Meta Star City resided in mainland New York City, Marvel City encompassed Manhattan Island and Long Island, New York, A.I.R.S. Depot HQ occupied Ellis Island, Mythopolis was the new Actionberg which occupied the former locale for Atlantic City, New Jersey, Rainbow Land occupied the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania region, while Canterlot occupied the Chicago land region, Angel City occupied the locale where Washington D.C. would have been. Just South of the river lay Wonderland in the Northern Virginia region and Classic Care-a-lot in the Southern Virginia region, Clementine lay in the South Carolina zone, further South was Terryville in the coastal Georgia region. The Land of Wuz had won the bid for the Bermuda Islands region. Donkeyote resided in the Daytona, Florida area while Bounty Bay (the bounty hunter mecca) occupied the Tampa Bay region, Mouse City which occupied the Miami region was one of many Disney owned zones. Forest River occupied the Kansas City region while Primopolis occupied the Oklahoma City region to the Southwest. Heartstone City (the Digimon zone) occupied the Seattle, Washington locale; Poketropolis (the Pokemon zone) had won the Portland, Oregon locale; Heroes Reach and Japanopolis both resided in the San Francisco zone; Oak View in the Oakland area was the home of Puck Police Headquarters; Montropolis was on the North side of San Pablo Bay, California. South of Japanopolis was Studio City, Sea Spray Hills, Anaheim and Los Angeleos as well as Otterside to the East. Stampede City (located just outside of Moo Mesa) occupied the Dallas / Fort Worth zone.

    There were several colleges and universities spread over the continent for toon, anime and human students alike. Ace the Bat Hound's Maverick Young Talented Hero School (MYTHS) was located just outside of Mythopolis. Dalis Haley's Powered Academy of Costumed Experience (PACE) was located in Angel City. (Joshua Knight's) Stellar The Bat Hound's Wonder University for Freedom Fighters (WUFF) was located between Montropolis and Oak View. Stellar had the right hand assistance of both the Bat Hound Legion as well as Richard Prince (Star Rabbit.)

    Jason was watching from the bathroom as he saw Aro escorting Brand back toward where the class went. Emerging from the bathroom and heading back down the hallway in the direction those two had come from. Jason soon found a door marked as Aro's Labs and the door just beyond that door was marked as 'Stealthmon Costume Storage'. Jason reached the door and he noticed the door had one of those alphabet keypad locks on it. He typed in R-A-L-U-T-A and was surprised when the door opened for him. Too easy. I'll bet Aro and Rao don't even know that Raluta added a second password to simplify his accessing the costume storage vault. Now lets see about finding that costume that I wore on Sunday. I really like it. He entered the storage room and began walking down between the stalls of what appeared to be dog kennels which contained what appeared to be large black-blue dragon dog creatures with slightly glowing blue claw tips on their paws. As Jason reached the end of the row of stalls, he stepped off to one side toward what appeared to be an empty dog kennel enclosure. "How hard can it be to find the costume Raluta gave me to wear on Sunday?"

    Suddenly within the previously empty kennel enclosure, one of those dragon dog creatures lifted himself up so he was propped up on the kennel gate as he said, "So you are in here looking for the Stealthmon Costume that Raluta checked out last Sunday, yes?"

    Jason almost jumped out of his clothes. "Um, yes I am. I was the one whom got to wear the costume and I really liked it. I am looking for that costume so I can possibly wear it again. The Freshmen are on a field trip today to the Racolupotamon Studios and I really liked how the costume felt on my body when I got to wear it on Sunday. Would you happen to know where it is?"

    The wearable Dragon Dog creature said, "Sure. It's on a shelf in my enclosure. I was cleaning a selection of them when I heard you ask your question. These studs don't often get to have a nice person wear them so you were likely the best experience he got to have last Sunday. I would invite you in but since I am the pack recruiter and I have few friends, I wouldn't want Rao to get mad at me for catching you off guard since you are with a field trip class. But I can bring you the costume and let you try it on in the corridor, if you would like."

    Jason smiled. "Oh thank goodness. I have been looking for that black and blue dragon fox-wolf costume everywhere. I wouldn't mind being your friend as long as you didn't try to recruit me. I suppose the rules are still the same that I have to get complete naked before I put on one of these costumes, yes?"

    The wearable Dragon Dog smiled. "Yes, that is still the rule. I don't get a lot of visitors during the week. Raluta comes by on Sunday to chat with us. How did you figure out the thirteen letter combination password on the door lock coming in here?"

    Jason grinned as he began removing his clothes in preparation for wearing the costume. "Raluta added a second password to simplify his getting to come in here and I figured out what he made the second password. He said if I had the chance, I should really come by and show the costume dogs a good time. I assume he meant you and your brothers. The others didn't seem to be awake."

    The wearable Dragon Dog said, "They were in sensory mode. Had you stepped into their foyers, their eyes would have opened and they would have spoken to you. If I hadn't been cleaning the costumes, I also would have been in sensory mode."

    End of Chapter 01

    Chapter 02

    Jason asked, "Is there a partner game connected with you and your brothers?" The wearable Dragon Dog smiled. "Do you think there should be one?" Jason smiled in return. "I would buy it. So yes, I think there should be one. Man, you are starting to arouse me by the way you walk. You are sexy."

    The wearable Dragon Dog said, "Thank you. You are turning me on, as well. Once you are in the costume, I'll let you play with me as if you were one of us. What is it about the costume that excited you the most about it?"

    Jason smiled as he remembered the experience from Sunday. "The costume got me so aroused while I was wearing it. I guess I am lucky I didn't unload myself inside the costume. I really didn't want to mess up the costume."

    The wearable Dragon Dog said, "You look like you are about to unload right now, friend. If you would like, I can give you a fellatio so you don't mess up the costume later."

    Jason said, "What is a fellatio? And my manners... I forgot to tell you my name. Just call me Jason."

    The wearable Dragon Dog said, "A fellatio is a blow job. Thanks for telling me your name, Jason. You can call me Rec. That is short for Recruiter. I am the one that organizes the Stealthmon games here in the storage area as well as to care for the spare costumes. In the old days, I was in charge of bringing in new pack mates. As I told you earlier, we don't see a lot of visitation. There was a time when the DAC studios were requesting our assistance in every episode. Sometimes we only had to run through a scene. Other times, we were asked to pounce a teenager and rip their clothes off of them in front of the camera. We were told that the fans loved it."

    Jason held still while Rec took his shaft into his muzzle and he sucked it professionally. Jason was blown away by how great this felt. "Oh wow... you are good, Rec. I want to come and see you again later. How can I get back in without using the front doors? I get the feeling that the Raccoon boys lock everything up tight each night. And I would love to come back and show you a much longer good time. My brother and I live at the house behind BAGs in town."

    Rec continued the session until the boy emptied himself down the wearable Dragon Dog's throat into his analysis holding tank. Then he cleaned up the boy's penis, sac and anus. "There is a way you can get in without permission, although I really shouldn't be telling people this since someone could get into trouble."

    Jason looked Rec in the eyes and said, "Pretty please, Rec. I have all of next week off because of the teachers meetings in Japanopolis. I would rather spend that time with you. We could play for several days instead of just for a few hours."

    Rec sighed as he nuzzled the boy. "Okay, but you didn't hear this from me." He took Jason inside the kennel and into the back where there was a grate on a hinge with handles on both sides. "Within your basement, there will be a black wall with the word Alt Sewer entrance on it. Push that open and then follow the blue arrows on the walls until you reach the metal rungs where the arrows point up. Climb up and you will emerge from this trap door grating. Once you are up here, you can remove your clothes and get into the costume of choice before you come find me so we can have a good time. He handed Jason the very costume he had been asking about just sitting there with an attractive scent that he had not noticed before. "The easiest way to get into these costumes is to lift the tail and shimmy yourself in through the hole in the back. As you are going in, place your feet into the back feet slots in the floor in the back of the costume and then slide your hands into the front paw holes in the floor to the front. Then push your head up into the costume head where I will help you to align your mouth and nose and eyes. Once you are ready, I will make sure your paws are all aligned properly then I will line up your anus and penis into the proper spots. After that, you should slowly walk around as you get used to the costume while wearing it. But first lets get you back outside to where you left your clothes." Returning to the space outside of Rec's enclosure, Jason found it a lot of fun to shimmy into the back side of the costume as he pressed his feet and hands into the proper holes. Then he pushed his head up into the costume's head where Rec made sure everything was lined up properly. Then came the alignment of the important features. After walking around the kennel for a bit, Jason found the dragon fox-wolf costume a lot of fun to play around in. "How do I go about playing with you, Rec? You said I could play with you once I had the costume on." Rec replied, I will move my tail out of your way and then you mount up on me the way I am sure you have seen Earth dogs do it." Rec soon felt Jason hilted deeply into his backside and tying the costume's knot into him.

    Out in the Studios hallway, Brand was walking with Rao, Aro, and Zecma as they looked for Jason. "This is the hallway where Aro turned me around so I didn't meet with his mate. But what is that door just beyond Aro's Labs?" Rao said, "Stealthmon Kennels. If Jason got in there, then he might not be human anymore. Back in DAC, those hounds would fuck anyone as they recruited their victims into their pack." Brand stopped at the door and said, "Rao, the sign doesn't say Kennels. It says Costume Storage." Rao growled. "I told Raluta not to monkey around with the signs. The Stealthmon hounds are wearable living costumes." Brand asked, "Could we ask them if they sensed a human boy enter their area." Rao nodded his head as he tapped in the long password and the door unlocked. Zecma said, "I sense that Jason is still human, Rao." Rao was glad that Zecma kept a sensory on these boys. "Stay close, you guys; and do not let any hound mount you; it is safe if you mount them, but once they are in you, your humanity is gone." They went inside where Rao flicked on the main light grid. "Alpha! This is Rao! We are looking for a missing human boy whom disappeared away from the field trip class. Has any hound smelled the boy in here?" Alpha opened his eyes. "No. Unless the boy stepped into a foyer off of the main stall corridor, then the hounds would have remained in sensory mode. He never entered my foyer if he came in here. You will have to ask every hound in every foyer. As far as I know, the only visitor we have seen in days was Raluta whom borrowed one of our non-programmed costumes for some sort of photo shoot on Sunday. But he returned it on Sunday evening and it smelled as if a naked human boy had worn it. I hope that helps you."

    Brand then asked, "Alpha, my name is Brand Andrews. I am ZecCorp's prize winner in the design a partner card combat game that Zecma was running. Which foyer would that costume be stored in say if it needed to be cleaned for future uses? And second, does your pack have a Recruiter that may be a little tricky? And where would he dwell at?" The Stealthmon Alpha replied, "The answer to all questions is the last foyer on the right at the end of the stall corridor. Do be careful down there, my friends. Rec has been lonely since DAC no longer requires our services. We try to behave ourselves. As for you, Brand... It is a shame no one thought to make a game based off of our species. We have been very bored since the last time we were on television." Brand stepped into the Alpha's foyer and said, "I don't recall the Stealthmon from DAC. Did they give you guys a different name?"

    End of Chapter 02


      Chapter 03
      Zecma chose to reply, "DAC had titled them as the Macrosoftmon beasts. They were advertised as corporate watch dogs whom would patrol the hallways and labs of big businesses and any crook they caught got mounted and pleasured in ways they would never want. They were not supposed to recruit anyone. But DAC wanted to pervert their reputations in the show so the heroes would be afraid of them. I recently took Vance and Kahidomon to the Yuskay Groomers to cure them of their health conditions."

      Brand sat down near the kennel gate. "I asked Zecma to get Vance and Kahidomon cured. In fact, the whole DAC crew could be cleaned up and be given a partner game of their own. Vance was one of my favorite characters in the show. I think they punished him by assigning him with the priestly sex factory of digital monsters. Karal Heartstone was bad but Kahidomon's erection never went down." He then looked to the Alpha. "If I am to suggest a card game based on your species, I will need to know some details on your race. Do you mind?"

      Alpha grinned. "I have time; but do you? I can tell you and Zecma things that would fill a book."

      While the Stealthmon Alpha spoke at length with Brand and Zecma, Rao and Aro stepped into the shadows and proceeded down to Rec's Kennel where they found Jason in the costume pleasuring Rec whom was moaning softly. Rao stepped out of the shadow and said, "He is a good boy, isn't he, Reccy?" Rec noticed Rao standing nearby. "Yes, and I had him stay out of my enclosure, Rao. He wanted to wear the costume as he had on Sunday. When he is free, he will need help to get out of it. I know he has likely sweated inside of it."

      Aro grinned. "At least Reccy resisted the urge to recruit a nice boy. But Raluta will be getting a punishment for allowing a human boy easy access to the Stealthmon storage kennels. But as long as you don't recruit Jason, I think we can allow you to be friends with him. I would kick my nephew's butt, but I don't want to lose my foot in his black fuzzy hole." Rao giggled over his lobro's humor. "Lurem brings out the sexy in you, eh, bro?" Aro grinned back. "He is knocked up at the moment."

      A warning message began emitting from the rear of Alpha's quarters. "Data download available; All hounds to the data port to receive the latest upgrade; Please report to data feed station to receive download." Brand looked to Alpha and asked, "What is up with that?"

      Alpha said, "I could show you; Zecma can monitor my showing you what it is. A mention of it would need to be placed in the game. You both come in and keep your clothes on. I do want to tell you all about our species for a possible partner game that you two can make for us. We just want some spotlight. No one remembers us anymore." Brand looked at Zecma and said, "He has a point, Zecma. I will give you a body massage tonight." And then they both entered the Alpha's enclosure willingly. "Just remember..." said Brand. " told Rao you guys were trying to behave and we are your best bet to get a partner game made in your pack's image." Within the Stealthmon Alpha's personal programming port station, the Alpha said, "Stand to one side and watch what I do with my tail. During the update, I will still be able to talk to you, Brand. but whatever you do, do not let a data shaft ever enter your anus or else at the end of the process, you will be nothing but another pack member like the rest of our people. Only a recruiter is permitted to trick someone into receiving the data shaft. It is usually done when you are wearing a species costume. Non-recruiters are not permitted to trick a guest into receiving the data shaft. I want you to watch to see how I receive it and then move around to my front side and have a seat in front of me where I will resume the explanation on our species. Other pack mates become blissed when receiving update data. Only an Alpha can retain an ounce of conversation."

      Brand stood near the backside of the Alpha where he saw the Stealthmon Alpha lift his tail and the data shaft emerged from the wall as it inserted itself into the anus of the Alpha until he had the entire data shaft inside of his body. Out of curiosity, Brand reached out and lightly touched the data shaft with one finger before it entered the Alpha entirely. Within that mere touch, Brand's mind received an education boost that almost knocked the boy over on the floor. Brand moved himself around to the front of Alpha where he tried to control the new erection bulge in his pants. He wasn't aroused before he touched the data shaft; but afterward, he had a raging hard on. He propped himself up as he sat in front of the Alpha facing him. "Okay, Alpha... I am ready to resume our conversation." Alpha grinned as he nosed Brand's tented erection. "He touched the data shaft, didn't he, Zecma?" Zecma replied, "Yes... but no harm done except for his curiosity." Alpha smirked. "He will have an erection for the next two days unless a Stealthmon gives him a blow job before he leaves the kennels. That is the only way to get rid of that feeling early."

      Carrying on a conversation was not easy while having an erection of that nature; so Brand permitted the Alpha to give him a blow job to return his penis to normal size. When it was over, the Alpha cleaned up the spill and then Brand zipped up his pants before leaning forward and giving the Alpha a kiss on the muzzle. "Thank you sir. I really appreciate your assistance. I think we can resume our conversation now. Your muzzle tastes like candy mints. It isn't nasty like I thought it might end up after you sucked me."

      The Stealthmon Alpha grinned. "You are a nice boy, Brand. I would love to have you come back any time you wanted to have a conversation with me. We could communicate long distance, but that isn't as fun as talking in person. All right, back into the species discussion."

      Zecma smiled as Brand received the information from Alpha. "Raluta can be so stupid sometimes. Since Brand is going about this information gathering in the safest way possible, I will foot the cost to get the Stealthmon Partner card game made. But... partners should not be wearable since we do not want players disappearing without a trace. Founder Core is already cranky over Raluta's back door partner card frequencies."

      The Stealthmon Alpha then said, "It should be explained in our descriptions that we were originally wearable in the original anime adventure; but that privilege has been removed to retain game balance in the partner card game." Zecma nodded his head. "An excellent suggestion, Alpha. That is why it is always good to get information from the leader of the species."

      Brand said, "Could you go check on the Racos and Jason, Zecma, and then go fetch me a meal. I was starting to get hungry since it was before noon when we started this conversation with Alpha. I know not to dine on their food. Could you perhaps get a human safe Arden's pizza and colas in here for Alpha and I. You have a records imp recording the species information so we don't forget it later." Zecma grinned. "I'll see to it that you get your lunch. The Alpha must be enjoying your company since he hasn't tried to mount you yet." Brand said, "If he mounts me then his chances of getting this partner card game go down the toilet. He has been very polite to me." Alpha nodded his head. "This is very true. I don't want to betray Brand just for a quick moment of nooky. This boy has manners."
      End of Chapter 03


        Chapter 04

        Zecma then disappeared to go check on Rao and Jason before going to order Brand's meat lovers human safe pizza and colas with straws. While he was gone, Brand gave Alpha another kiss. "Do you mind that I am requesting a meal for us both?" Alpha grinned. "As I told Zecma, you have manners. If we were not in the lair, nooky might be fun. But I do not want you to lose yourself, Brand. You are honestly interested in helping us selflessly." Zecma then reappeared with the jumbo deluxe meat lovers pizza and the big containers of cola with straws. "When I told the Pizza Hounds where you were, they asked me to bring you the meal. They are afraid of the Macrosoftmon." Alpha said, "Sadly, that is the story of our lives. I suppose Davyd Arden has not forgiven us for his almost becoming one of our pack members permanently. Rao and Aro were the ones whom found a way to restore him to normal. He had a full conversion. What was going on with Jason?" Zecma grinned. "Rao and Aro were waiting for the costume's knot to deflate. Jason had used it to mount Reccy. I will go see how they are doing again. Be back soon." And he disappeared again.

        Alpha leaned forward and he kissed Brand on the mouth this time. "All alone again." Brand grinned. "But for how long? We should make the best of this. Are you hungry?" Alpha replied, "Yes; and my update will be completed in five minutes. Having the latest information is a godsend for the Stealthmon." Brand then asked, "How long does an information boost last when someone touches the data shaft as I did?" Alpha replied with a grin. "It will wear off mid-Saturday. That means it could help you in school on Thursday and Friday. I hope you don't get accused of cheating for having this data boost in your mind. Now lets eat."

        Rao and Aro helped Jason get out of the costume by soaking the costume in cold water. It was like getting dipped into the Arctic during the Winter. But Jason was able to get free without losing his skin nor hair. Reccy waited nearby because he really liked his new friend.

        Thursday and Friday came and went as expected. The accidental data boost had Brand getting better grades in his classes; although he chose to honestly tell the teachers where his increased educational boost had stemmed from and how it had been an accident that was going to wear off during Saturday afternoon. Being honest scored Kudos with the teachers. Rao had lectured his son in regards to what could have happened in the kennels but instead of punishing him, he told him to be more careful next time. There were nice boys whom did all the right things.

        On Friday afternoon, Phineas arrived in Freedom Forest where upon he greeted Zecma with a fond hug as he handed him a nacho cheese food gift. 'I know how much you like Nacho Cheese meals and I stopped by a place that makes these and ordered one specifically for you. The guys at Clan Wars were beside themselves when I tendered my resignation just before a planned major update to the MMO game engine. A message would have appeared in game this morning telling all players that I was heading off to join Big-Z. I know the other admins cannot be liking that. Without me and my password, if anything goes wrong with my code, then the game is Scay-rude!" He winked. "I cannot wait to work on Stampede Classic. Do we still have permission, Zecma?"

        Zecma replied, "I pulled the original data out of storage this morning and it is waiting for you at the new game factory that Aro and Squire setup last night. Jason would have helped, but he had school this morning. I will help you guys acquire food, power, and toiletries until you can get your game factory on its feet, and then you will be on your own; reasonably, that is. I also set you up with a Direct Investments account in the name of your new factory. You can pay me back when your account reaches double of what I had arranged for you." He then handed Phineas his D.I. black credit card and said, "The pin number can be set the moment you activate the card the first time."

        The two of them headed off for the new game factory which was called Fire Arrow Media Entertainment. When Phineas saw the sign, he began to sing, "Fame! I'm going to live forever! Just remember my name! Forever! Forever!"

        Back in school, Brand once again sat down with his favorite donkeys at their table. "Zecma said we might get Buddyshift ready for the public by sometime next week. How have you guys been lately. Ever since my brother and I got moved in next door, we almost never hear you guys doing anything."

        Aston said, "My boys are studying for their special education finals. So that's why we haven't been social at home lately. But next week, you can expect my boys to be enjoying the human safe mud flats. I know you have a week with Sony planned. He's a nice hedgehog except when his rainbow fur gets all muddy, then he looks like a completely different Mobian. But whatever floats his boat is fine by us. But if he needs a big donkey shaft to poke a hole in his boat, we are only a call away."

        Brand said, "Zecma said he would be getting the Buddyshift card booths ready for public opening next week. I think the grand opening will be the next Saturday after this weekend. Jake? I haven't forgotten about you. How are Keith and Saul doing? I know you told me that you were dating Keith. But what else is going down with your Hell Donkey friends in the land of nummy chocolate?"

        Jake smiled. "Saul wants to meet you next Saturday if you are free. He knows you have time with Sony planned, so he is being patient."

        Brand said, "Why don't you invite Saul and Keith up to join us this weekend at the carnival/circus? He could even sell some of his chocolates at the event. Then I could sit with him and keep him company; afterwards, I would be with Sony from Sunday up until the following Saturday at the most, unless something comes up. If Sony gets caught up in other things, then I could spend any remaining days with Saul. How does that sound?"

        Jake smiled. "I hadn't thought of that. Normally he only sells chocolate every year which follows leap year at Impcon. I'll send word to him to see if he'd be game to sell some chocolate at the fairgrounds. I think your idea will really make him happy." He then vanished via teleportation.

        Duffy then said, "Saul's chocolate is to die for. We love the stuff and can't get enough of it. When you meet up with Saul, Brand, sit in his lap; he might enjoy that a lot more than you might think. He'd love it even more if you were naked, but I can see why you wouldn't want to be naked in Freedom Forest unless it was very private. I don't know why humans get so embarrassed over a little nudity."

        Brand then said, "What you call a little nudity would be equal to if you donkeys had to be in public without a stitch of your fur on your bodies save for your manes."

        End of Chapter 04


          Chapter 05

          Within the last hour Team Fighting class, Brand approached Zecma and quietly said, "Zec... do you have any information on a Hell Donkey Chocolatier named Saul? He told Jake that he would like to meet with me and I would like to do so as safely as possible."

          Zecma summoned his Imperial Hell Overseer open cases folder and thumbed through it for a short moment before replying, "His realm is under some sort of investigation at the moment. The claim is that during the last census, he had more donkey citizens that couldn't match up with the official birth records. The suspicion is that someone in his realm is recruiting either through entrapment or through drugged sexual relationships. We would like to believe that Saul has nothing to do with this, but his records are in question. If you could get him to agree to work with us in this, we might be able to clear his name off the hot seat. But since he told Jake that he wants to meet you, I must insist that you acquire form insurance. The last thing we want is for you to forget your original identity entirely and be stuck as a Hell Donkey. Normally a week's worth of Form Insurance costs a hundred dollars; a month's worth of Form Insurance costs five thousand dollars and a year's worth of Form Insurance costs fifty thousand dollars. And then there is a lifetime Form Insurance which costs a million dollars. But that last one is a bit excessive."

          Brand said, "How would I get a hundred dollars in one day? I barely have ten dollars right now and I am supposed to meet Saul the first time tomorrow morning at the circus fairgrounds. The second time will be on the following weekend during his normal hours."

          Zecma said, "Follow along with me as I explain the solution to this dilemma to you; we call for a Financial Imp from Direct Investments to set you up with your own D.I. banking account. The imp will create your account with a hundred dollars in the account itself. This free hundred is something you have to pay D.I. back over time (which is auto deducted from the account when you reach another hundred dollars.) Then, you deposit the ten dollars you have into the account. Next, we purchase the one week form insurance which costs a hundred dollars. Every night at midnight, a ten percent account interest rate is added back to your account. Five dollars would be Five dollars and fifty cents on day two; and so forth. Ten dollars would be eleven dollars; and so forth. By the second midnight, your account would increase to twelve dollars and ten cents. This succession continues until you have a hundred dollars in your account; at the time, a hundred dollars is deducted to pay for the creation of your account. As the creator of Buddyshift, you get a percentage of all sales in the Buddyshift game. This percentage would be direct deposited into your D.I. account. You can contact a financial imp at any time to ask how much your account has in it if you are pricing a purchase somewhere. You can also do odd jobs at job taverns which use direct deposit payment plans when you perform a job service. Keep in mind; when you do a job tavern job, you will be transported magically to the job site and you are always transformed into the species the job calls for and when the job ends, you are transported back to the job tavern where you are changed back into your original form with no ill effects afterward. You do get to remember the job."

          Brand smiled. "And any friends I made when doing the job, too. Sounds like a plan."

          Zecma said, "You call for the financial imp while I get today's training session arranged."

          Brand lifted his head up and said, "IDM recorder, please! I also need a Financial Imp, please!" The IDM appeared briefly allowing the nice boy to see him before he turned invisible. Then the Direct Investments Financial Imp appeared. "Greetings, Brand. How may I help you this afternoon?" Brand looked to the Financial Imp. "I need to set up my initial Direct Investments personal account. I was to understand that I would need a financial imp to assist me with this effort."

          The Financial Imp then inquired, "How much do you need to deposit into your personal account?" Brand then said, "Back up a moment, sir! I don't have a D.I. account as yet. That's why I was calling for you; to set up my first account. But you are speaking as if I already have one. Does my brother Jayce or Jason also have one of these accounts as well as my sister Athena?" The Financial Imp went pale at the admittance that the boy didn't have an account as yet. He then pulled out his emergency device and he pressed the button. Lord Darek Imp of Direct Investments then appeared in the arena. When Zecma sensed the emergency summons on behalf of the Financial Imp, he was instantly in his Imperial Overseer jacket as he floated up from the behind the gaming table where upon he summoned Mack Roo, the Underworld Devil Kangaroo Lawyer to the arena as well.

          D.I. said, "What is the emergency, F.I. #42?"

          F.I. #42 exclaimed, "Brand Andrews is asking to set up his first Direct Investments account as if he has never set one up before, sir. And I mentally checked accounting just now and he and his siblings each already have their own accounts, sir."

          Mack Roo then said, "Which is ridiculous, mates. Brand 'as never 'eard of Direct Investments before today."

          Zecma said, "I just spent nearly five minutes explaining how a Direct Investments account was initiated before I gave Brand permission to summon the Imp, D.I. If he already has an account, then we need to know whom set it up for him and don't you dare say Jennifer nor Lewis Andrews because neither parent has ever been in the Underworld."

          D.I. then opened his PDA as he floated down to permit Mack Roo see the data as he brought up the requested information. Athena, Firebrand, and Jayce Andrews were all on account on the same day under a date some fifteen years prior. And the authorization initials read as J.V.A. "As you can see, Mack. All three have accounts already."

          Mack said, "The initializer signed their initials as J.V.A. Does that ring any bells for anyone?"

          Brand growled as he made the connection at the same time as Zecma. "Jinx Volteroy back when she was using my real mom as her possessed host. My mom's legal initials would have been J.C.A. Jennifer Cale Andrews. I don't know if I would want to trust an account linked to that evil bitch. But if you nice imps would transfer all of the funds out of those accounts and place them into clean and fresh accounts in I and my siblings names, before erasing the original accounts... then I could be persuaded toward giving you both a tummy rub and a body massage. Pretty please... with sugar on top...?" He again made the sad puppy eyes which for reasons unknown always seemed to work on Underworlders.

          D.I. sighed. "We'll do it. And we better get those tummy rubs and body massages or you get to be a lap imp for reneging on your offer."

          End of Chapter 05