At that moment, two brimstone poofs appeared in the meeting room. One was Zecma as he was pulling off his council gear and unpacking his gaming clothes. He didn't care about modesty since everyone has seen a naked mouse before. The other was none other than the Alpha Hellhoundimon, Kanisunfernomon. "...and as I told you right in front of council, one of your clerk's trusted beta testers tried to cheat the system by acquiring a pushover Alpha canine of the underworld! When he ended up with me, he talked down on me as if I was not what he expecting to get! He displayed disappointment! And then when I was back in the underworld arranging for his 9 PM medical operation, I got word that he was not only abandoning me, but he had convinced Finnpaw to give him a fourth partner slot to replace me since he thought I was being such a big prick!"
Finnpaw then whispered to Davyd. "I tried to warn you, Davyd. He reported you to Zecma. Now we are all about to get it."
Zecma looked at Davyd and said, "You get a chance to explain yourself, Davyd."
Davyd looked up at the Devil Mouse. "Cheating the system is in the opinion of the accuser, Zecma. According to your and Finnpaw's instructions, we input our choices, the partner appears, they gift us with one their powers and then they return to their card. There are certain partners who think they are too good to obey your rules. When I received Kanisunferno, the first thing he apparently muttered to Finnpaw in the non-common language was that he couldn't believe his partner was a lame cripple. Before he left, I asked him if he was supposed to give me a power, and he said it would be after the operation. Then instead of returning to the card, he teleported back to the underworld. Even Finnpaw called his departure an act of abandonment. So I didn't abandon him; he abandon me. He saw I was in a wheelchair and he talked down on me first. I simply returned the favor. Since he never wanted to be partnered with me as is, I asked Finnpaw to unlink Kanisunferno and let me have a free replacement. That is why I was to get a fourth slot. So if he told you anything else, he lied his dishonorable ass off to save face."
Zecma now looked to Finnpaw. "Your turn, Finnpaw. What exactly did Kanisunferno tell you before he chose to speak in the common tongue? Exact wording if you please. The council nearly messed themselves when Kanisunferno appeared in council hall. They all ran away and cannot return to council for a week. So I chose to come back up here."
Finnpaw said, "At first, after making his introduction, he said, Is this a joke, Finnpaw? My partner is a punk ass kid in a wheelchair?! How is this cripple supposed to keep up with a powerhouse like me? Does Zecma know that you let a human boy choose an Imperial pack alpha for a partner? Davyd said in common, I cannot speak that language, sir. Even though I am fluent in five languages one of which includes the programming language of computers. If you have something degrading to say to me, I would appreciate your saying it in a language I can understand. If your disappoint is because I am damaged, then excuse me for being in an explosion which I almost died from. Finnpaw? What is this guy's problem? Did he forget to change his tampon this morning? and then I told the Alpha, Alpha... Davyd Arden comes from a line of demon hunters, although when his parents left the ancestral business, they attempted to open a pizza Parlor; their pizza isn't the best in Shinjuku. Davyd chose to seek part time work in making security systems. His enemies set him up with a trapped computer and when the trap was sprung, it exploded. Davyd has been in this chair ever since. The scum whom did this to him were never caught. Despite Faroth searching the whole city for them. If you feel you are too weak to handle a partner of Davyd's caliber, then we can send you back and then everyone back home will know that you blew a Digimon to human partner relationship. I don't know how you will bear that ball and chain."
Finnpaw then said, "The rest was public to all in this room. And when Davyd asked if the Alpha was supposed to share an ability ot partner power, Alpha said, quote, After the surgery, you will get your chance to prove to me that you are worth it. If you succeed, you will get your power ability. Not a second before. Now if you will excuse me... unquote. According to Davyd, the initial picture of Kanisunferno looked nothing like how he showed up here on stage. As if the potential partner had performed false advertising to get a human partner to choose him."
Kanisunferno then said, "You are getting on to me for not returning to the card; then why are all of these other partners still in the room after being chosen? None of them are sitting in their cards. And you said _I_ couldn't follow the rules."
Zecma having his designer miniature pants and gaming jacket back on floated through the air to Davyd's partner choice displace and he said, "Type in exactly what you had done the first time to eventually show what Kanisunfernomon looked like on screen."
Davyd obeyed Zecma to the letter. And when the choices appeared, he scrolled through the choices until he reached the now vacant spot where Kanisunfernomon's placeholder was positioned and the words 'Partner claimed' was directly over the vacant spot.
Zecma pulled out a jumper cable connected to his gamer's override handheld device and he plugged it in and after typing ZECMA OVERRIDE! SHOW ORIGINAL PHOTOS!, the claimed statement moved down to sit below the name and when the feral Hellhound appeared on screen, Davyd said, "That's him exactly. Not whomever this impostor is." He jerked a thumb at the Alpha. Zecma pushed a few more buttons and then he typed, CHECK FOR NAME ERRORS!, the results this time showed a collection of errors. He then typed, SEGREGATE ACCEPTABLE FROM UNACCEPTABLE CHOICES!, and that changed the entire listing for the partner choice screen. "Davyd, were you more impressed with the picture or the name?"
Davyd replied, "The picture of course, he didn't look as strict as some of the rest of the choices in the selection. Not to mention, he looked bored."
Kanisunferno walked over to look at the screen as the scrolling occurred when they found the picture Davyd had selected, Kanisunferno said, "You're in luck, Davyd. That partner is a member of a defunct pack known as the Recruitomon Order. Their Alpha had to disband their pack when that stupid anti-recruitment law in the Underworld went into effect to prevent any other Hellhounds from topping Diablo's original recruiting record. They are currently out of work and most are either in heavy debt or sold themselves as sex slaves simply to survive. Their entire pack business was based on recruiting. Sometimes they would recruit for other packs, sometimes for themselves and during times of war, for the Imperial Army themselves. After the law was passed, they lost it all. They even lost their realm. I know a good chunk of them surrendered to the Archon and Angel Hound forces. There few left. If he is who you were hoping to get, Davyd, I can drop my counter-charge on you. However, there is still the medical appointment I set up for you at 9 PM. It cannot be cancelled or else every hound in the Underworld will know that you cannot be trusted. Ah, there's my picture in the unacceptable list The mistake in my appearing was due to a programming error in the way pictures and species names get matched up. Will you accept the operation as an apologetic parting gift. On the side, I may still come around."
Zecma sighed. "I told you that this game still needed to be tested for errors and glitches. Better to learn this in private before the game ended up in public. I think you should accept his apology, Davyd. he wouldn't have appeared had the selector code worked as it was suppose to work. Zecma then extracted Kanisunferno's blank card out of Davyd's card launcher and then he handed it to Kanisunfernomon to deal with it himself. Then he had the card selection machine produce the Recruitomon card and he inserted that into Davyd's card launcher. "First partner slot replacement adjusted, Davyd."
Davyd looked up at Kanisunfernomon. "I am sorry too. When you first appeared and before you said something, I was impressed by your motorcycle outfit. It kind of reminded me of Hunter from the Road Rovers in his Easy Rider pose in the opening credits. Then you had nothing nice to say to me and I started to regret choosing you. I almost quit entirely. Faroth made me reconsider since I have never quit at anything. I have a 7 PM business engagement dinner at my farm house tonight; I am to meet up with a representative from Macrosoft's programming core. He said we could meet at my home instead of going to their offices which he admitted to not trust himself. That is why I am giving the guy a chance. If I am done by 9 PM, then I will accept your medical operation offer."
Kanisunfernomon then said, "Which one of these partners in the room is his partner?"
Finnpaw replied, "Faroth hasn't chosen to claim a partner yet."
Kanisunfernomon hummed. "Does he need an invitation? And while we are on the subject of glitches, Zecma... I smell a virus in this room somewhere. I need to return to my pack. 9 PM, Davyd." And he vanished.
Davyd wheeled his chair over to the stage. "After he apologized, I was sorry to see him go. But I'll see him again tonight. Now lets get this new partner up here." He then held up his arm so the bracer faced away from himself as he tapped on the partner picture, "Activate!" Directly out in front of him on the partner circle appeared the symbols for Water, Earth and Order before the symbols merged to form a question mark and just in front of that appeared a feral hound who was a real mess. He might have looked like the picture had he been clean.
Recruitomon was a 4 foot tall at the shoulder feral Hellhound like canine who would normally be Sienna and Gold in coloration with dark red eyes and black claws on his foot pads. His coat which would normally look billowy and thick looked matted with clay mud and tar as if he had been siting in a swamp just before being summoned. He would normally have pounce and grab skills which were now considered in the Underworld as well as the ability to discern dishonest contracts and/or trap jobs. In fact, his Discern Dishonesty was perhaps his best acceptable quality.
He lifted his head up solemnly and said, "I am Recruitomon, cosmic joke of the underworld. Former head recruiter for imperial armies across the Outer Planes. Now a defunct washed up bankrupt nobody which little prospects left to be proud of. If you are my new master, then get it over with. Beat me, brand me, tell me how dumb I am, and molest what';s left of my dignity."
Davyd wheeled his chair over and said, "I won't do any of that stuff to you, but we need to clean you up, Reccy. I'll escort you to the men's room and I will help you get all this mud and tar off of your body. While I am your partner, you will never be a nobody again. It is customary for a partner to share his ability or power with he whom chose you. You don't have to give me anything if you feel you have nothing to give. But come on, lets get you cleaned up. Vance, I could use your help, please."
Recruito said, "Since it is customary, I will give you my second ability that I have been using the most since I lost it all. No pack, no family, no realm; little dignity left over at all. I had to leave Hell and I have been living in Chaosmire. A squatter at best. I will share my Discern Dishonesty ability with you. When anyone tries to lie or trick you with a falsehood, you will know the truth immediately. Back when I was a pup, I was called Saberclaw. When I earned my own pack, I gained the fang prefix and became Saberfang, now I am just a joke."
Davyd picked up the sticky hound and into his lap and he wheeled the chair off stage where Vance as ready to help Davyd in cleaning up the sad looking canine.
Zecma glanced around the room. "Three good questions. Why are the partners in the room? There is little space in here as is. Faroth, Why haven't you chosen any partners? And where is the rogue virus that Kanisunfernomon detected? I need to find it and purge it so it doesn't infect the rest of the equipment."
Finnpaw then whispered to Davyd. "I tried to warn you, Davyd. He reported you to Zecma. Now we are all about to get it."
Zecma looked at Davyd and said, "You get a chance to explain yourself, Davyd."
Davyd looked up at the Devil Mouse. "Cheating the system is in the opinion of the accuser, Zecma. According to your and Finnpaw's instructions, we input our choices, the partner appears, they gift us with one their powers and then they return to their card. There are certain partners who think they are too good to obey your rules. When I received Kanisunferno, the first thing he apparently muttered to Finnpaw in the non-common language was that he couldn't believe his partner was a lame cripple. Before he left, I asked him if he was supposed to give me a power, and he said it would be after the operation. Then instead of returning to the card, he teleported back to the underworld. Even Finnpaw called his departure an act of abandonment. So I didn't abandon him; he abandon me. He saw I was in a wheelchair and he talked down on me first. I simply returned the favor. Since he never wanted to be partnered with me as is, I asked Finnpaw to unlink Kanisunferno and let me have a free replacement. That is why I was to get a fourth slot. So if he told you anything else, he lied his dishonorable ass off to save face."
Zecma now looked to Finnpaw. "Your turn, Finnpaw. What exactly did Kanisunferno tell you before he chose to speak in the common tongue? Exact wording if you please. The council nearly messed themselves when Kanisunferno appeared in council hall. They all ran away and cannot return to council for a week. So I chose to come back up here."
Finnpaw said, "At first, after making his introduction, he said, Is this a joke, Finnpaw? My partner is a punk ass kid in a wheelchair?! How is this cripple supposed to keep up with a powerhouse like me? Does Zecma know that you let a human boy choose an Imperial pack alpha for a partner? Davyd said in common, I cannot speak that language, sir. Even though I am fluent in five languages one of which includes the programming language of computers. If you have something degrading to say to me, I would appreciate your saying it in a language I can understand. If your disappoint is because I am damaged, then excuse me for being in an explosion which I almost died from. Finnpaw? What is this guy's problem? Did he forget to change his tampon this morning? and then I told the Alpha, Alpha... Davyd Arden comes from a line of demon hunters, although when his parents left the ancestral business, they attempted to open a pizza Parlor; their pizza isn't the best in Shinjuku. Davyd chose to seek part time work in making security systems. His enemies set him up with a trapped computer and when the trap was sprung, it exploded. Davyd has been in this chair ever since. The scum whom did this to him were never caught. Despite Faroth searching the whole city for them. If you feel you are too weak to handle a partner of Davyd's caliber, then we can send you back and then everyone back home will know that you blew a Digimon to human partner relationship. I don't know how you will bear that ball and chain."
Finnpaw then said, "The rest was public to all in this room. And when Davyd asked if the Alpha was supposed to share an ability ot partner power, Alpha said, quote, After the surgery, you will get your chance to prove to me that you are worth it. If you succeed, you will get your power ability. Not a second before. Now if you will excuse me... unquote. According to Davyd, the initial picture of Kanisunferno looked nothing like how he showed up here on stage. As if the potential partner had performed false advertising to get a human partner to choose him."
Kanisunferno then said, "You are getting on to me for not returning to the card; then why are all of these other partners still in the room after being chosen? None of them are sitting in their cards. And you said _I_ couldn't follow the rules."
Zecma having his designer miniature pants and gaming jacket back on floated through the air to Davyd's partner choice displace and he said, "Type in exactly what you had done the first time to eventually show what Kanisunfernomon looked like on screen."
Davyd obeyed Zecma to the letter. And when the choices appeared, he scrolled through the choices until he reached the now vacant spot where Kanisunfernomon's placeholder was positioned and the words 'Partner claimed' was directly over the vacant spot.
Zecma pulled out a jumper cable connected to his gamer's override handheld device and he plugged it in and after typing ZECMA OVERRIDE! SHOW ORIGINAL PHOTOS!, the claimed statement moved down to sit below the name and when the feral Hellhound appeared on screen, Davyd said, "That's him exactly. Not whomever this impostor is." He jerked a thumb at the Alpha. Zecma pushed a few more buttons and then he typed, CHECK FOR NAME ERRORS!, the results this time showed a collection of errors. He then typed, SEGREGATE ACCEPTABLE FROM UNACCEPTABLE CHOICES!, and that changed the entire listing for the partner choice screen. "Davyd, were you more impressed with the picture or the name?"
Davyd replied, "The picture of course, he didn't look as strict as some of the rest of the choices in the selection. Not to mention, he looked bored."
Kanisunferno walked over to look at the screen as the scrolling occurred when they found the picture Davyd had selected, Kanisunferno said, "You're in luck, Davyd. That partner is a member of a defunct pack known as the Recruitomon Order. Their Alpha had to disband their pack when that stupid anti-recruitment law in the Underworld went into effect to prevent any other Hellhounds from topping Diablo's original recruiting record. They are currently out of work and most are either in heavy debt or sold themselves as sex slaves simply to survive. Their entire pack business was based on recruiting. Sometimes they would recruit for other packs, sometimes for themselves and during times of war, for the Imperial Army themselves. After the law was passed, they lost it all. They even lost their realm. I know a good chunk of them surrendered to the Archon and Angel Hound forces. There few left. If he is who you were hoping to get, Davyd, I can drop my counter-charge on you. However, there is still the medical appointment I set up for you at 9 PM. It cannot be cancelled or else every hound in the Underworld will know that you cannot be trusted. Ah, there's my picture in the unacceptable list The mistake in my appearing was due to a programming error in the way pictures and species names get matched up. Will you accept the operation as an apologetic parting gift. On the side, I may still come around."
Zecma sighed. "I told you that this game still needed to be tested for errors and glitches. Better to learn this in private before the game ended up in public. I think you should accept his apology, Davyd. he wouldn't have appeared had the selector code worked as it was suppose to work. Zecma then extracted Kanisunferno's blank card out of Davyd's card launcher and then he handed it to Kanisunfernomon to deal with it himself. Then he had the card selection machine produce the Recruitomon card and he inserted that into Davyd's card launcher. "First partner slot replacement adjusted, Davyd."
Davyd looked up at Kanisunfernomon. "I am sorry too. When you first appeared and before you said something, I was impressed by your motorcycle outfit. It kind of reminded me of Hunter from the Road Rovers in his Easy Rider pose in the opening credits. Then you had nothing nice to say to me and I started to regret choosing you. I almost quit entirely. Faroth made me reconsider since I have never quit at anything. I have a 7 PM business engagement dinner at my farm house tonight; I am to meet up with a representative from Macrosoft's programming core. He said we could meet at my home instead of going to their offices which he admitted to not trust himself. That is why I am giving the guy a chance. If I am done by 9 PM, then I will accept your medical operation offer."
Kanisunfernomon then said, "Which one of these partners in the room is his partner?"
Finnpaw replied, "Faroth hasn't chosen to claim a partner yet."
Kanisunfernomon hummed. "Does he need an invitation? And while we are on the subject of glitches, Zecma... I smell a virus in this room somewhere. I need to return to my pack. 9 PM, Davyd." And he vanished.
Davyd wheeled his chair over to the stage. "After he apologized, I was sorry to see him go. But I'll see him again tonight. Now lets get this new partner up here." He then held up his arm so the bracer faced away from himself as he tapped on the partner picture, "Activate!" Directly out in front of him on the partner circle appeared the symbols for Water, Earth and Order before the symbols merged to form a question mark and just in front of that appeared a feral hound who was a real mess. He might have looked like the picture had he been clean.
Recruitomon was a 4 foot tall at the shoulder feral Hellhound like canine who would normally be Sienna and Gold in coloration with dark red eyes and black claws on his foot pads. His coat which would normally look billowy and thick looked matted with clay mud and tar as if he had been siting in a swamp just before being summoned. He would normally have pounce and grab skills which were now considered in the Underworld as well as the ability to discern dishonest contracts and/or trap jobs. In fact, his Discern Dishonesty was perhaps his best acceptable quality.
He lifted his head up solemnly and said, "I am Recruitomon, cosmic joke of the underworld. Former head recruiter for imperial armies across the Outer Planes. Now a defunct washed up bankrupt nobody which little prospects left to be proud of. If you are my new master, then get it over with. Beat me, brand me, tell me how dumb I am, and molest what';s left of my dignity."
Davyd wheeled his chair over and said, "I won't do any of that stuff to you, but we need to clean you up, Reccy. I'll escort you to the men's room and I will help you get all this mud and tar off of your body. While I am your partner, you will never be a nobody again. It is customary for a partner to share his ability or power with he whom chose you. You don't have to give me anything if you feel you have nothing to give. But come on, lets get you cleaned up. Vance, I could use your help, please."
Recruito said, "Since it is customary, I will give you my second ability that I have been using the most since I lost it all. No pack, no family, no realm; little dignity left over at all. I had to leave Hell and I have been living in Chaosmire. A squatter at best. I will share my Discern Dishonesty ability with you. When anyone tries to lie or trick you with a falsehood, you will know the truth immediately. Back when I was a pup, I was called Saberclaw. When I earned my own pack, I gained the fang prefix and became Saberfang, now I am just a joke."
Davyd picked up the sticky hound and into his lap and he wheeled the chair off stage where Vance as ready to help Davyd in cleaning up the sad looking canine.
Zecma glanced around the room. "Three good questions. Why are the partners in the room? There is little space in here as is. Faroth, Why haven't you chosen any partners? And where is the rogue virus that Kanisunfernomon detected? I need to find it and purge it so it doesn't infect the rest of the equipment."
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