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    Clementine - Times Heart's Quad Counties Wuz Southlands

    [TH_QC-WUZ] RD-03 Donkey Pride and The Wild Ride
    By Darrel Vanwinkle (Lord Pouchlaw)

    Chapter 01

    Usanine was finally out of his mud hole as he approached the peach row blackberry bushes to get something to eat and as he lowered his head to nibble at a few sweets, his nostrils detected the fragrance of Robert's clothes in a pile saturated with Carney's musk.

    Then when he saw the pile of clothes neatly folded in front of himself, he teleported back to his mum, the unicorn buck leader to make the report. "Mum! Carney changed Robert into a unicorn without your permission! Come quick!"

    Since Sungrain was nearby when Usanine made that announcement, he charged over to the peach row bushes at the same time that the unicorns made their teleport. Sungrain actually liked Robert and this was an underhanded stunt for a unicorn to pull just to get down someone's pants.

    "See mum!" exclaimed the donkey unicorn hybrid. "Here are Robert's clothes and his shoes! Both his and Carney's scent are all over the clothes!"

    The unicorn buck sniffed the pile of clothes before straightening up and raising his voice, calling out, "CARNEY! WHERE ARE YOU? ANSWER ME!"

    On the back side of the peach orchard within Bosnan's Gully where most of the herd went to relieve themselves, Robert in his unicorn form was standing with his hind legs spread and his tail lifted toward the hole that contained unicorn manure.

    Robert was in the process of crapping out a steady stream of liquid pollutant waste that smelled bad and looked like it was glowing. "Ugh... that sounded like the herd buck, Carney," he said as he tried to focus on the task that Carney had brought him to the gully to do.

    Carney replied looking worried all of a sudden. "Someone probably found your clothes and assumed the wrong thing. You stay here and continue pumping out this toxic waste as I instructed you to do. I will go and confront my father. He may be Usanine's mother but in my case he is my father."

    He then said, "I changed you without his specific permission so he is likely going to punish me... because I chose to care about someone whom needed help badly. I hope to be back. Do not let any other unicorn have sex with you. If you get pregnant, then you have to give birth before you can be changed back into your human form. And birthing is not fun."

    Then he teleported back over into the peach orchard.

    When he arrived and saw Sungrain to one side he quickly turned his head and said toward the herd greeter. "Bosnan's Gully. Go." He then turned to face the unicorn buck leader once again. He all but ignored the hybrid. "I can explain, father!"

    Sungrain bolted off in the direction of Bosnan's Gully with Usanine following him.

    The unicorn buck leader focused an angry gaze upon Carney and said with control. "Make it good or else I will send you straight to Lord Bootlegger. Most of Founder Core are in the South today."

    Carney met his father's gaze and replied with some fear in his voice, "The body wash failed to work; all it did was to make Robert's hair grow out into the length of a horse's or a unicorn's mane which he trimmed off before coming back outside. At that point, I offered to help him with the unspoken cure that you gave me back when I was dying from radiation poisoning before you made the body wash. I used to be human myself and the transformation cure you gave me absolutely worked on me. You told me at the time that transformation was actually a purification process and the activity always worked."

    Carney said, "I explained to Robert that he would only be a unicorn temporarily and just long enough to crap out the toxic pollutants that was making him sick. After his transformation, I took him straight to Bosnan's Gully where he could pump out the toxic radiation. Same as you did with me. In fact, I did exactly as you did with me. If you are angry with me because I cared enough to give my cure to someone else, then go ahead and be a hypocrite as you punish me."

    The unicorn buck growled under his breath before saying, "It is a good thing you said 'temporarily' or else you would be in front of the Lords and Ladies right now explaining your trappy devious trick to them. I am not going to punish you because you chose to share your cure with someone whom needed it. But you should always ask me first since I can control my hormonal seed when mounting someone; you could have accidentally had made Robert pregnant without meaning to. And should that be the case, he would be stuck as a unicorn for the next three weeks. Bootlegger would definitely find out then. Lets go see how Robert is doing."

    When they arrived within view of the blond maned and blond tailed white unicorn that was Robert, Usanine could barely contain himself. Sungrain was speechless over Robert's fantastic appearance. Robert's spiraled horn was the same color as his hide but it had a light blue glow around it that was the same color as his eyes. "Um... ugh... hello sir. Please do not be angry at your son for offering to help me get rid of the toxic illness."

    The unicorn buck slowly approached Robert and looked him over. "I have never seen a unicorn body in your coloration in all my life, Robert. Despite Carney not asking me first, you turned out fantastic. Quite fabulous in fact. Let me explain the rest of his story so you know everything. When Carney was suffering from his sickness, he agreed to anything to be cured of the radiation illness. He couldn't afford medical coverage like you could. He agreed to join the herd as a unicorn permanently to be cured of his sickness. In fact, if he hadn't told you that you would only be like this temporarily, then this would be your body for life."

    When Robert finally finished excreting out the toxic manure into the gully, he felt empty and thirsty. The unicorn buck took Robert to a fresh water spring where he permitted the young man turned unicorn to get a drink of water. Then after cleaning Robert up, he was taken back to his clothes where the unicorn buck changed Robert back, so he could get dressed.

    End of Chapter 01

  • #2
    Chapter 02

    Back at Sponsor House, Huckleberry Hound led Adonis Chadmore inside and showed him to his new room. "Brady, the school principal will be by to see you tomorrow night. Enjoy your new home, Adonis." And he headed off again.

    Adonis quietly unpacked his gear and he set up his stereo system. And soon... the rocking sounds of Donkey Bash were vibrating throughout his room.

    He soon received a toon mail package from a small bird holding out a pad for his signature. Adonis smiled and he signed the form. "Thanks." And he took the package and opened it. It was the very latest CD with the whole 'Fan Kit' only personalized just for him with his name and the band's signatures and everything.

    Adonis said, "AWESOME!"

    There was also a note from the leader of the group. 'Welcome to the Planet!' etc. But it looked hand written and used his name as well. So it was not some form letter. It was actually written to him.

    Adonis said, "I hope I get to see Donkeyberry Finn and Jack Ass from the Ass of Spades! They are my favorite actors! I wonder how the Donkey Bash found out that I was here?" He grinned. "I am really excited! They really wrote to me!" Adonis was super excited and glad he knew so many cartoon donkeys!

    The Donkey Bash band lived and played at the teen hangout in Clementine. Adonis was ecstatic when he heard that his favorite band lived in the southern town he was getting to live in. If it wasn't donkey related, Adonis wasn't interested in it. He's a donkey fan. And because of his one species like... he likely wouldn't be in much trouble. Unless Donkeyberry Finn's or Jack Ass' kids were like Willy's friends were. Not likely.

    Huckleberry Hound soon led Jason Darkmoore inside the Sponsor House and showed him to his new room. "Brady, the school principal will be by to see you tomorrow night. Enjoy your new home, Jason." And he headed off once again.

    Jason nodded his head to the hound and headed inside his room. He lifted his shades and tossed his duffel bags on the bed, "Nice place..."

    It was a nice weight station. There were enough bedrooms for 12 boys total on both second and third floors. The ground floor rooms were shared by everyone.

    Jason stretched a bit and said with as he thought for a moment, saying aloud, "I heard someone likes a band." He started putting his things away. Setting up an expensive and high qualify pair of laptops on the desk and his football and baseball gear in the closet along with his clothes. Jason was into sports, computers, and rebel gangs. He was rather like Jackson Knightmane in many ways; but he was too young to get moonshine on his own.

    Jason flopped down on his bed, staring at the ceiling, "Seems quiet." He then jumped up. "Well I'm bored. Time to find something to do."

    Except for the Donkey Rock in the other room, it was quiet. Jason meant quiet as in 'nothing happening'. He knocked loudly on the open door to Adonis' room.

    Adonis glanced over toward the open doorway. He was wearing a brown football helmet with large donkey ears wielded on top. "Hey! I guess you're my new housemate!"

    Jason raised a brow and chuckles, "Your an ass."

    Adonis grinned back as he said, "Thanks!" High praise to be compared to Asses!

    Jason chuckled and figured it would be. "You are the only other one here today?"

    Adonis said, "I was told there were two others but with my music going, I was sure one of them would have said something by now." He walked over to his stereo and turned it off. "I'm a Donkey Bash fan. I just finished putting the fan posters of the band members up on my walls." One of the posters showed a Donkey Rebel. He's one of the band members. He then took the helmet off and set it on his desk. "Adonis Chadmore." Jason grinned. "Adonis ChadMORE?" He laughed and pointed to himself, "Jason DarkMOORE." Adonis said, "Glad to meet you, Jason. So what are your main likes?"

    Jason chuckled, "I guess you sum it with 'Southern Comfort', sports, animals, toons and rebel gangs." He nodded to the poster, "Which I see you are familiar with. They wouldn't let me bring my motorcycle during the initial trip. I'm 15, god damn it! I built it with my own two hands!" Jason waved a hand, "But ah... I'll build another one here, I suppose." He grinned, "I've been designing my next one in AutoCAD on my laptops. It is gonna be one sweet ride. So I may ask your Ass friend for where he gets his parts from. Maybe some others if I can find a good biker/rebel bar."

    Adonis replied, "Oh yeah! That one is Shadow Ass! He's a guitarist with the Donkey Bash! Motorcycle, black leather gear and the rest! He runs a Biker Shop and a Biker Garage. His sign reads, Custom Rides For Yer Ass! Why don't we see if he will let you use his garage and shop so you can build your new motorcycle?"

    Jason said, "Cool with me. So, he's a Guitarist huh? I would have thought those big thick things most donkey toons have would get in the way." He was shown a photo of Shadow in front of his shop and garage. "That's what he does when he's not playing the guitar," remarked Adonis. Jason checked out the picture. "Cute."

    Adonis said, "I don't know how Donkey Bash found out that I was moving in today. They sent me a gift and a hand written note. I also like Donkeyberry Finn and Jack Ass from Ass of Spades."

    End of Chapter 02


    • #3
      Chapter 03

      Jason said, "I dunno. Maybe it's a big deal." He grinned, "Your really into jack asses, huh?"

      Adonis said, "The ones and only. I figured that one species would get me in less trouble than being a fan of many. Those other two boys aren't here, so I'm sure they are out in some sort of trouble caused by multiple species."

      Jason said, "Meh. Species aren't the problem. I'll tell you what the problem is. Sex. Plain and simple. Sexual encounters are the root of all evil." He grinned wickedly, "But that's not to say they aren't fun; it's the main reason they are trouble."

      Adonis replied, "Well... I've had sex with one of the band members' sons... when they were visiting Earth once... we didn't get in any trouble there."

      Jason said, "On Earth, I'm sure it was quite different than here. But that's just my philosophy. If you aren't ready for trouble, keep your pants on."

      Adonis remarked, "Well, he was wanting to try it and he was a gentleman."

      Jason grinned, "I understand. How was it?"

      Adonis said, "I think you'd like it. He said I was good. And I think he was good. Toon Physics prevented damages."

      Jason chuckled. "Safe assumption."

      Adonis said, "No assumption involved. He told me that Toon Physics would be used when we did it. Otherwise, I wasn't sure if I would have tried it. But I believed his word and he was right."

      Jason raised a brow... "Um, the ASSUMPTION was that I would like it."

      Adonis said, "No assumption there, either. You would like it. They are gentlemen."

      Jason said, "Maybe but it's an assumption until we put it into practice." he chuckled, "Your a silly guy; I like you."

      Adonis said, "Well, the ASSumption always has a nice Rebel ASS in it." He winked.

      Jason chuckled, "You are SUCH an ASS."

      Adonis said, "I know. My enemies back home would call me an ASS hole, and I would loudly say with a smile, 'Thank you!' They would get so mad after that, too!"

      Jason giggled, "Ever thought about having hooves?"

      Adonis said, "SURE! I've had dreams about it!"

      Jason laughed, "Well maybe you'll get a chance."

      Adonis then said, "In one dream, I was on Pleasure Island and Lampwick tells me that he can't change me into a donkey because I already am one."

      Jason grinned back. "Yeah your an ass alright."

      Adonis said, "Well, at least I own a football helmet."

      Jason said, "I have a full set of baseball and football equipment if you ever need to share."

      Adonis said, "We'll see. I'm an ass though."

      Jason chuckled, "Yes, yes you are. And if you start spurting a tail through my uniform, your payin' for the repair bill."

      Adonis laughed; at least he didn't laugh like a donkey.

      Jason chuckled and patted Adonis on the back, "I'm sure you'll be braying like a real ass in no time."

      Adonis giggled. "What are your favorite toons and animals?

      Jason hrmed, "Yah, That's a DAMN good question and I haven't the foggiest. Isn't it grand?"

      End of Chapter 03


      • #4
        Chapter 04

        He grinned. "'course I can't say I'm disinclined to decide. It's just somewhat difficult given all the permutations. Animals I suppose would be easier and for that I'd say Canines, Horses and Rats/Mice. However I can find things to enjoy in others as well; my mother had a pet cat; my uncle still does."

        Adonis said, "So you like Lord Fergus?"

        Jason replied, "Yes. In his own way, he is adorable."

        Adonis remarked dreamily, "I was processed by and got to meet Lord Caleb. Now he is a stud!"

        Jason said, "Would I wish to be in a relationship beyond that with him? No. I saw him at the station and I agree. Purzo was also cute."

        Adonis said, "I've heard that Purzo is into the New Age stuff."

        Jason said, "Indeed...Interesting!"

        Adonis said, "So... what should we do now? I don't have the foggiest of where the others are."

        Jason said, "We could check their rooms..."

        Adonis said, "Good idea."

        Jason says, "I'll take the left and you take the right?"

        Adonis headed off and looked inside Robert's room. The typical pictures of Sorcerer Skunk, Bayou Fox, Briar Bear and Barrister Hare were on the walls. "This guy is an oddity; I wonder what the other boy is like?" He returned to meet with Jason in the hallway.

        Jason met with Adonis and said, "These rooms over here are empty."

        Before they could go look into Carl's room, they both heard Robert return with something walking on cloven hoofs.

        "Thanks for leading me back to my clothes, Cornelius. And please don't punish Carney too much for wanting to help me with the cure. I feel fine and I didn't get stuck; he kept his word. True you were right there to make sure he did."

        Adonis whispered to Jason briefly, "I owe you a dollar if the so-called cure involved sex."

        Jason whispered back, "You're on."

        The unicorn buck leader (Cornelius, obviously) was a handsome bloke as he came into view walking along side the equally handsome human boy (Robert Domingo). "He should have gotten my permission first; if he hadn't used the word temporarily in his explanation to you, I swear, you would have a unicorn skin suit made from his hide to wear. We are lucky his sexual mounting and horn insertion didn't get you both pregnant and stuck as a unicorn. I do not want to be on the receiving end of Lord Bootlegger and Founder Core..." He paused as he noticed Adonis handing Jason a dollar. "Of which, they are approaching the weigh station right now. I was just making sure Robert got back in one piece. My sons will be getting a lecture tonight in the matters of lusting over a human boy."

        Adonis then asked, "Are there any donkeys in that herd field?"

        Cornelius nodded his head but then he added, "Yes but I am going to give you the added warning so you don't go and get stuck. The humanoid donkeys in Clementine are polite enough to use protection and they will promise to help you stay human; the feral donkeys would fuck you right out of your humanity and then you would be stuck that way. As well as pregnant. You can make friends with the ferals, but if you value your humanity, keep your pants on. They cannot help you return to normal as we unicorns and the lords of the region can."

        The unicorn buck then said, "If you want to make this into a game to help you focus, you can. whom can stay human the longest? The winner gets a boon; the loser can ask to be restored. I sadly have to tell Bootlegger and Founder Core what my sons did earlier. I am afraid, naturally, but in order to retain the rights to live in the South, I have to obey the rules."

        Jason smiled. "At least you are responsible and you made sure Robert got back human and intact."

        At that moment, the Lords and Ladies of the South along with Founder Core entered the weigh station building with Carl, Cole, Peter and Willy in tow. Lord Bootlegger (whom appeared to be a rather normal looking Black Labrador with a red headband on his head, wearing a black tee shirt and blue jeans) said, "Time to get these boys over to the actual Sponsor Plantation House as soon as possible. And as for Jason, I sincerely hope the indiscretion on his sponsor forms can be cleared up to prevent his deportation. He chose the South but I can understand Cheer Bear's rules well enough to avoid getting the Care Bear Stare myself."

        End of Chapter 04


        • #5
          Chapter 05

          Jason was quick to pipe up. "What indiscretion? I filled out the papers entirely."

          Lord Caleb approached Jason and showed him the previously missed line that Jason had accidentally forgot to fill in that asked for the name of the local in the region that he was choosing as a voucher for just in case of emergencies."

          Adonis then said, "Jason told me that he was into rebels and motorcycles; and after my mentioning Shadow Ass from Donkey Bash, Jason wanted to meet him. Maybe Shadow could be Jason's Clementine Sponsor."

          Bootlegger remarked, "That's not a bad idea; could save some unnecessary paperwork, Fergie. Shadow Ass helped me to build my motorcycle. I would even help Jason in getting his sponsorship worked out."

          Lord Fergus nodded his head. "As long as the paperwork is entirely completed and correct, we won't have Cheer Bear breathing down our necks. She had to go out to Anaheim just recently not even a week into the latest Sponsor Boy getting moved in with the Mighty Ducks."

          Bootlegger commented, "...Ducks? The boy was into ducks?" He could scarcely believe it. The Anasians were rarely ever chosen as a Sponsor Family choice let alone a Big Brother or Big Sister.

          Lord Caleb chuckled. "We were thinking the same thing, Booty."

          Lady Zaleika now said, "Now remember, Bootlegger... Cheer Bear is cutting the amount sent down here to four per session. The South has to prove that they can manage the ones they were given before she will authorize more than that to be moved in. For now, let us get these boys moved over to the actual Sponsor House while there is still light to work by. Having the boys stay in an ex-whore house must have been Huckleberry Hound's idea. Toons... I swear." She didn't look all that enthused over the whole affair.

          Cornelius then said, "Before you people get in too much of a hurry, one of my herd members gave Robert an anti-toxin cure treatment that usually results in the purging of all toxic material from within the patient's body. Could you lords give Robert an examination to make sure he is clean. I made damn sure he didn't get pregnant. Most of my herd likes this boy."

          Lord Fergus began looking over the boy. "Cheer Bear changed the rules recently so that even if a Sponsor boy gets changed into another species, as long as they can mentally know who they were before the change, then they are still a Sponsor Boy in the program. Okay Robert, lets see what Cornelius' herd cure did for you. How many cure attempts were tried?"

          Robert honestly replied, "I tried the body wash first and all it did was make my human hair grow out as long as a girl's hair. I trimmed it back to the original short length; I didn't want it too long here in the South due to the warmer weather locally. Then I was told about the other cure and I chose to try it. I crapped out a lot of glowing toxic looking manure into their waste collection gully. When it felt like I couldn't make any more manure, I was cleaned up, changed back into my human form and then I got dressed before Cornelius brought me back here. I would like permission to continue to see Cornelius since he was so nice to me. Cornelius? What did you mean earlier about my getting pregnant? I just remembered that you said you made damned sure I didn't get pregnant. Boys don't get pregnant, right?"

          Cornelius smiled. "Magical species regardless of gender are capable of becoming pregnant. When you were a unicorn, like most of the herd, you could have gotten pregnant. Remember my lecture to Carney about how I can control my seed and he isn't perfect with his control yet? That is why I was glad you didn't get pregnant. Had that happened, You would still be a unicorn right now since it takes three weeks to lay a unicorn egg."

          Robert hugged the unicorn. "Thanks for making sure that didn't happen to me without my knowledge. Had Carney asked to do that first, I may have said no initially; but your herd mates can be so persuasive. They could have gotten me to try it."

          Cornelius said to Lord Fergus, "Bosnan's Gully is our toilet. So if you people have an official toxin containment or treatment area, now you know where we crap out our toxic manure."

          Lord Fergus looked at the readout of the device that he had wrapped around Robert's torso. "Normal humans have between a .175 and a 5.575 percent readout of toxicity. If the percentage is lower than the minimum, it indicates that you are about to transform into a lesser species. Any higher could be the development of mutant powers or other types of powers. When you first arrived down here, my boy, your toxicity rating was at 49.995 percent. According to the toxicity scanner, your new rating is at... .285 percent. Just above minimum. After you have a meal, the number will likely rise just a bit. Since the unicorns detox seems to have worked on you, Robert, you have permission to continue to visit with Cornelius and his herd. But we really need to get you boys moved to the Sponsor Plantation mansion. Cornelius' unicorn grounds are closer to the plantation property than it is up here at Clementine. Your visitation with them won't having you going so far to see your new friends."

          Every lord came over to make sure Fergus' examination had resulted correctly. Zaleika summoned a slice of apple pie from Earth and had Robert eat it before running the test one final time. The reading after the one slice of apple pie came up to .315 percent. She then said, "Confirmed, my friends. Robert will not have to give himself any further anti-toxin treatments. Although we will keep the equipment around just in case he has a relapse which he shouldn't."

          Cole hugged Robert. "Hey, I told you that magic was a cure all; it took a unicorn to convince you that I was right. My dad is about to wrap up the latest month worth of TV shows and he really wants to see you during dinner soon."

          Peter then said, "Since you lords are all together with all of the Sponsor Boys, can we please reveal what this building used to be before Huckleberry Hound re-purposed it to be the Weigh Station? I think the boys deserve to know since you are about to move them down to the real Sponsor house."

          Lord Silas the humanoid horse lord said, "This building was once Clementine's luxury whore house. And no, I am not kidding. That's why locals giggle when they learn where you are resting at before the transfer to Sponsor House. It is also why everyone in the South knows where this place is."

          End of Chapter 05


          • #6
            Chapter 06

            Lord Silas then turned to Lord Bootlegger, "The schoolhouse restoration project was completed yesterday. We know the locals love seeing that riverboat in the middle of town, so where do you want the new school transported into? The new school will have its own power supply. And in emergencies can supply power to the rest of Clementine."

            Lord Bootlegger asked, "What do suggest we do with the riverboat if there is to be a new school?"

            Lord Caleb, whom was a wolf lord himself, said, "Make it into the Clementine primary school. The new school will be the high school building for higher education. Unlike the primary school which would be open Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The High School would be open Monday through Friday for half a day. Two classes in the morning, followed by a decent lunch and then two classes in the afternoon. Each class would last forty-five minutes. Lunch would last thirty minutes. Breaks between classes and lunch hour would last up to fifteen minutes. No one would be tardy as long as they make an effort to be in class. Now to bring relief to the young local teenagers; it will not be required for anyone to attend high school once you graduate from Primary school. But the better jobs will require a high school education. So the choice will remain yours. Classes will be open to all species, including ferals. This means herd members could attend school if they wanted more than just the herd education. Any comments or complaints?"

            Lord Bootlegger said, "Sounds good to me. The High school can be placed just South of Clementine and just north of the Sponsor Plantation, near the just south of the Train Depot. Make it easier for visitors to visit the Sponsor Plantation as well as the new school... for those whom choose to go, that is."

            Cornelius said, "Come on, Robert. I'll help you pack your things, then you can load me up and I will carry your goods to the new location. I need to examine the fences and gates down that way anyway. Last I heard, a few were in disrepair where locals were swimming in either our bathing hole or even... Bosnan's Gully. You heard me right, Lord Booty sir, some of the local toons have been swimming in our toilet thinking that it is swamp mud. You just heard me earlier telling everyone what is normally in the gully. I hope these youths get medical treatment or else, they will start sporting hoofs and horse bodies. And I swear to you, we are not recruiting." He then headed off with Robert to help the boy get packed for the move.

            Lady Zaleika said, "That is truly disgusting to learn. How can toons dive into herd manure without realizing from the smell what they are jumping in?"

            Lord Kieran whom was a giant hunting hound said, "Meaning no disrespect, dear lady; but you should go smell some normal swamps here in the South before making that statement and you will find out that a poop hole sometimes smells cleaner than a fetid swamp flat."

            Within Robert's room, Cornelius stood still while the boy loaded up his back with the boy's personal belongings. "Do you appreciate what my herd did for you or do you think we interfered in your life, Robert?"

            Robert wasn't sure what brought on this question as he quietly replied, "Is the dangerous radiation truly gone from my body?"

            The unicorn herd leader focused on the boy's body quietly for a moment before saying, "The Founders device said it was and I cannot detect any foreign life threatening energies within your body. Carney meant well and we are lucky that you only excreted the toxic material out of your body and not your humanity. As I told the Founders, we are not hurting for new herd members but we do require friendships. Companionship is best done with a fellow herd member. I am quite fond of you, Robert. Please come to me any time you feel like you cannot handle some weird occurrence in your life. How you interact with us should be your decision."

            Robert then hugged the unicorn leader. "Then I appreciate what your herd did for me. I have a new lease on life without radiation. Are you sure you are not in love with me? You said my unicorn form was the most unique combination you had ever seen. And you were aroused when you were staring at me. I noticed."

            Cornelius nuzzled his nose against Robert's face. "Yes, I do love you. Robert. But I want to be a friend first."

            Carl peaked into Robert's room and was surprised to see that his friend was entirely packed up already. "Say Robert... How did you get packed up so fast?"

            Robert replied, "I only unpacked my medical gear when I arrived, Carl. I never unpacked anything else. Although I do need to do some laundry when we get to the plantation. I've been wearing these clothes for a few days. Unlike some of the local animals, I don't like to stink too badly. The herd members are actually cleaner than humans."

            Adonis and Jason were then standing at the door. "My favorite Donkey toon band will be playing at a local club this weekend, guys. I am permitted to bring guests if anyone is interested in attending a local concert for Donkey Bash."

            Cornelius said, "I am familiar with the club, boys. I can see to it that you four make it there and back to the plantation when it ends. I am sure Shadow Ass will be pleased to see you, Adonis; you are Adonis, right? That's the only human boy the band ever talks about."

            Adonis said with a smile. "I have all of their music, posters and other fan goods."

            Jason looked at Cornelius. "Would it be possible to get a feral horse to pose for me so I could make a motorcycle frame that looked like a horse? I want to build a new motorcycle while I am here in the South. I'm a bit of a rebel."

            The unicorn herd leader replied, "I can ask around for the decent ones. A randy one might try to mount you; but aside from that, perhaps you should ask Shadow Ass for help with that project. He runs a motorcycle parts shop. He definitely built his own motorcycle."

            Once the boys got their gear packed up, they were escorted by Cornelius out of the Clementine weigh station and off to the Sponsor Plantation House. Which was just short of a mansion.

            End of Chapter 06